The Book Of Shipping Oneshots [On Hiatus]

Mr.Clueless(Jole)

Deredere:Acts sweet and energetic towards everyone they meet.
Tsundere:Acts mean and sometimes violent on the outside but sweet on the inside.
Maidere:Acts sweet,positive,and a bit clingly,sometimes acts sarcastic and oblivious.
Himedere:acts similar to a kamidere,but is treated like a princess,though usually an actual princess.
Coodere:acts very indifferent,sometimes she will be nice and other times she will act cold.
The Deredere is Jay 
The Tsundere is Cole
It's not everyday you see Deredere being clueless and less hyperactive,right?
Well now you do.
As the Deredere Jay walked down the halls of The Dere Academy greeting everyone,a certain Raven Hair Dere caught his eye.Yes the sweet innocent Deredere was in love,with a certain Tsundere.Not just any Tsundere.The second Highest level Tsundere at the Dere Academy.For the longest time Jay had a major crush on Cole.But how can a Deredere get a chance to speak to the Tsundere second in command?Of Course Our Deredere turned to his Maidere,Coodere and Himedere best friends."*slap*You need to man up,get your shit together and confess!You are so freaking weak!" hissed the Coodere Malicent."Not helping Malice!" said Jay."Jay,you are a Deredere.you should not be nervous to talk to him.Take a chance and go for it." Said The Maidere Annalise."At least one of you understands it's not easy to confess." said Jay."Oh sure,listen to the Maidere!" said The Himedere Kai."Oh shut up and go find your yandere boyfriend!" hissed Malicent."Ahem.I thought we were helping Jay." said Annalise."Right.Well if He won't notice you.Make him notice!Even if it desperate means. call for desperate measures" said Kai."Bad idea.I say walk up to him and say it to face.Let no one stop you." said Malicent."What?Hold up a minute!does he look like a Yandere?." said Kai. "It does not hurt to take a chance,right" said The Maidere."Make your move before that Yandere Does." said the Himedere pointing to a girl with crazy hair and red tie dye ends walking up to the Tsundere."Hey Cole!" said the Deredere acting a little to quick as distraction to the Yandere."Baka Deredere!" said The Tsundere."A simple Hi would have been great you know!" hissed Malicent."That went well ." said Jay."No it didn't/Did not" said Kai,Malicent,and Annalise in sync.As the four started to walk to the front gate,here came the Tsundere walking up to Jay.."Deredere Jay,Right?" asked The Tsundere."Yeah?" asked/said Jay."b-back of the academy,Rose garden.Now." said Cole."Just me?" asked Jay."Idiot!Yes.D-don't go thinking that its a confession...cause it's not!.." said Cole."Are you for real now?" asked Kai and Malicent both raising a brow as if it was real."N-No!It's just a simple chat!!!I-I don't need a Deredere in my life!!Especially this shit looking idiot!" said Cole."Is it not a confession?It does seems that way." said Annalise obviously not buying the act."I'll be there then.But i don't look like Shit and Im no idiot." said Jay."Idiot Deredere!A-and you do!" said Cole and walked away."Tsunderes.Can't deal with thier bullshit.So annoying always nagging and calling people idiots." Said the approaching  Yandere,Lloyd."Llyod!" said Jay."Hey." said Llyod."Tsundere Cole huh.Didn't know you had it bad for him"Said Lloyd."Ahem.are we leaving or not?"asked Kai."See ya.good luck Jay."Said Lloyd and left behind with the Himedere."Good luck with your Tsundere crush." said Malicent."try not to embarrass yourself." said Annalise.After they left Deredere Jay ran to the back of the academy.There was the Tsundere,pasing back and forth."Where is that idot!I said now!!" thought the Tsundere.Once Jay got to the garden there he got scolled from an impatient tsundere."You're late!And no stupid excuse!" hissed Cole."Sorry Tsundere-Senpai."Said Jay."Idiot!" said Cole."So why did you ask me to meet you here?" asked Jay."*super blushing*reasons!" said Cole."Which are?" asked the clearly clueless Deredere."D-don't be clueless!Idiot!" said Cole.The Tsundere gave the Deredere an envelope, with a heart on it."A confession letter?you said This wasn't a confession." said Jay now with an obvious 'i knew it' smile."I-i was obviously lieing.Y-You really are clueless!" said Cole."No.You just don't want the whole academy to know your little crush." said Jay."Dumbass!" hissed Cole."sheesh,if it makes you happy,i accept your confession.You Tsunderes are so rude sometimes." said Jay."A-and you Derederes are annoying!" said Cole.After a few more insults the two deres shared a tender kiss and hug,then left the academy grounds hand in hand.The next day,the whole academy seem to turn heads."A Deredere and a Tsundere together as a couple?"
"Awwww!Their so cute together!"
"i knew they liked each other."
"They are so happy together." said Annalise.
"Until they start to argue again." said Malicent sarcastically.
"Don't jump to conclusion,Mali." said Lloyd
"I was not jumping to conclusion.!" hissed Malicent.
"Mali.....Calm down for just a second." said Annalise.
And so the Tsundere and the Deredere lived happily ever after.

Ugh.drown me in despair!that last sentence was so cheesy and bad!
.900 words.....awww.that is to short!good thing i made two!