The Book Of Shipping Oneshots [On Hiatus]

My Perfect Match(Colisa)

I dedicate this part to my yaoi trash friend!
Contains swearing and gore
Dandere:acts quiet and silent and unemotional at times until eventually reviling they're just shy
Yandere:acts sweet and cute on the outside but he/she loves someone they are willing to kill to stay with them
Brisa is the dandere
Cole is the yandere
It was another day at dere academy.Dandere Brisa was walking on to campus when this group of 3 came up to her."Hey freak!" said one.Brisa continued to walk ignoring the 3."We're talking to you!" said another voice.No answer still walking.Once at her locker the thrid person came up to her."Are you seriously going to ingore us.We want to talk to you!" hissed the person."I-i'm n.-not on the mood.......to...talk..........bye..." said the dandere and walk away to the second floor."What a freak." said a guy everyone knew as pocket man."If you ask me.She's deaf." said a girl by the name of Seliel i don't think i spelled that right.but who cares!she gonna*covers mouth*Shit.i almost spoiled it..... Carry on!."Both of you shut the fuck up." said The third person known as evil Cole.
As dandere Brisa went to the second floor to the art room in came a certain yandere.But this dandere didn't know that he was a yandere."Hey." said the Yandere.Brisa didn't answer for she thought is was one of the that make her life a hell."I said hi,you know.It would be nice if you said hi back." said the yandere."H-hi......you're not....e-evil..... are you?" asked Brisa slighty backing up."You mean My twin brother?No.that's not me.Im not a bastard like him.I'm Cole,by the way."Said Cole."I-im....B-Brisa......" said Brisa now covering the leftside of her face with her hair."Nice name.what are doing by yourself at this time?" asked Cole."I-i don't have alot friend.....and....i-im a dandere.........i get Shy......really quick....."said the dandere.Cole walked up to the dandere and moved her hair from her face.The dandere blushed a visible shade of red but she wasn't the only one blushing.."W-why are you being so nice to me?" asked Brisa."Well.....i saw you alone....and i wanted to meet you.....plus you seem like a nice girl.also....don't be alarmed but.....im yandere for you." said Cole leaning in To Brisa's face.She backed up a bit."Y-Yandere For me!?" said a bit panicked dandere.The Yandere and Dandere had locked eyes for a minute.dispite the fear in the her eyes,Cole couldn't help but stare at Brisa's gray and sliver eyes.he had found his future waifu and he wasn't going to lose her."s-should...i be scared of you?." said Brisa."Not exactly......you're the only person i care about.." said Cole now with a smirk plastered on his face,this made the dandere fear him more than before..."i-i...have...to go....im sorry"said ..Brisa and quickly  walked away..As it came time for lunch,Cole wanted to find his precious wifu.
Im going say wifu alot in this....
Just as Brisa was walking out of class here came non other than Seliel "well,well,well.It isn't Brisa the deafdere freak..." laughed the "......." said Brisa."Wow your not shy anymore!" said Seliel sarcastically."......" said Brisa."still not talking.Ha!you really are deaf." laughed. Seliel.
Brisa walked away calmly still ignoring the stuipd slut."talk shit about my waifu and watch what fucking happens to you.....bitch!" mumbled Cole.
Times saying wifu 3!
Cole began to walk in the opposite direction of Seliel until..
"Coley-kins!!!!!!!" said Seliel running to the yandere."Speak of the devil." mumbled Cole."Did you miss me?" asked Seliel."....Kill yourself Slut." said Cole as shoved the slut over."rude much! Come on!!!you can't hate me forever." said Seliel whining . Cole slapped her across the face."Like i said,Kill yourself,bitch." said Cole and walked away.Cole finally found where His wifu......and her friends were at,decided to stalk the dandere's friends."How many rivals do i have to kill.Let's see." whispered Cole from his hiding spot.
4!
Once he got to a seat,next to Brisa of course,everyone looked at Brisa."W-what?Why are you looking at me like that?" said Brisa. "someone's got a boyfriend!!!!!" squealed Jay."Our little dandere us growing up!" said Monica."C-come on.....you guys......d-don't embarrass me...." said Brisa hiding her face again.School was out for the day,but there a problem.Pocket man,was bothing the dandere on her way out of hallway to her locker."stop bothering me...." said Brisa."How about no." said Isah.In the distance Cole was seeing his wifu being bothered.Another rival....
5!
And that wasn't the only thing,Seliel and Cole's twin brother were there too."Son of a fucking bitch.Im going to have to kill them too.But it's for my waifu's happy life with me.." said cole a bit quiet so he wasn't heard.
6
Cole had a knife with him,and he had a very twisted sinister smile across his face."You three die,and my waifu will never be bothered by you again!" said Cole.He waited for the dandere to leave,but she didn't.Why wasn't she leaving..She stood there shaking,wiping her eyes from........"Oh now they've done it!They die right now,right here!" said Cole.He brought out the knife and attacked.He didn't care if his wifu saw.he didn't care if he was caught,he just wants to hurt those that hurt his wifu.9.
Cole got out his knife and charged for the rivals.Stab his twin brother first.Then stabbed him 4 more times.He's dead.Seliel and Isah made a run for it.Cole was going to run after them, that is until he remembered.He looked up there was Brisa,her crying stopped but fear taking control.She shaked uncontrollably."Don't worry....im not gonna kill you.....i love you remember?We can be together forever....just as soon i get rid of the remaining two...." said Cole.He gave Brisa a kiss on the cheek and ran to find Seliel and Isah."Why me?!Im a witness to this......Why me!?" cried Brisa.10!
On the roof,in a corner was Seliel and Isah.Here came Cole,his hair now hanging a bit low over his eyes."You hurt Brisa......now you pay with your lives.." said Cole.He charged right for them,stabbing the knife on to their arms and legs.They can't run or attack back.Cole slit Seliel's throat.Then stabbed Isah in the heart then did the same to Seliel."Not enough.They must pay for what they did." Said Cole.He dragged both their bodies to the back of the academy.He threw Seliel's and Isah's corpse into an incinerator after proceeding to dismember their corpses.He was done...almost.....the corpse of his brother.He threw it in a grinder.All evidence cleared all but the blood.Near by Cole heard a sneeze followed by small crys,he brought his knife and walked to the crying."Don't tell me someone saw." said Cole."W-who's there!!!????" said a familiar voice.Cole put his knife away and walked to his waifu's hiding spot."Well.this is were you went.Why did you run away from me...." said Cole in protective yandere monotone .The dandere backed from her spot."d-dont come any closer!!!!!" cried Brisa."What's wrong my Wifu......Those assholes are gone....Your free from their torture..." said Cole getting closer."I-i said d-don't come any closer!" said Brisa."I can't do that..i love you...and your ment to be mine..." said Cole as he leaned in and held her hands down.She cant move."Don't run...You're not gonna die.....i'll protect you....It will be just you and me.....together forever..." said Cole.Brisa pulled back her hands and cried."No!i can't go through with it!" cried the dandere.Cole was in love with this Dandere's fear,and her.But she seemed like she  didn't want to be with this yandere."So,you would  rather have those assholes make your life a living hell for the rest of time....!" hissed the yandere and grabbed her wrists."..n-no...." said Brisa."that's what i thought." said Cole.He gave Brisa a passionate  kiss and she didn't pull away..."Ive been wanting to do that since i fell in love with you." said Cole.He had his wifu and he wasn't going to lose her.NEVER EVER!They shared another passionate kiss.Cole had won the heart of the dandere and his wifu.And you can guess what happens next.
Wifu said count 13
Darn.i thought it would be would be more.oh well.
1 out 15 Dere oneshots completed.
And now im done.
only 1456 words.