so anyway borcha got upset bc carah was a bigmouth and told everyone she was preggo.
so uh they decided to go onto maury and shit happened with da lie detector tests and crowds and um drama
so dey interrogted fatherine and den carah and den dey tought dat fatherine waz de father
but suddenly fatherine had a confession
so den it was all silent and dramatic n shit. until fatherine said "yo i haz a vajayjay"
every1 gasped and den maury sed "who iz da fader den?!?!?!??!!?!??"
everyone was soooooooooooo weirded owt so um anyway. den dey tested carah again and dey realizedddd she waz banhin da hooker called brainne so den dere was silence but den gues what assholes dere was another twist (gasp)
brainne waz swcretly a gurl.
so den more drama happened and maury rigured owt tat carah waz a plant bc she waz de father and da mudder
so yeah fatherine da sexay gurlie and borcha da fab little cupcake got bak 2gether and deyre kids became protitutes
de end -bows-
