The fierce mayonnaise warriors have defeated all other condiment armies, under the command of General Sandwich. I have been spying on them, and they are quite powerful. I only have command of a small squadron of Dill Pickles. We have been made fun of many times because we strongly resemble a premature male genital. We have fought through all other obstacles, but the Mayonnaise Warriors were unstoppable. I hate them, but all my warriors suck hard, so it's really tough to beat them. One time this this really stupid kid named CELPO BODO BO JIGGLY#SWAG came up and ate all my warriors, and then rammed me it the face with his unusually large head. Then he slapped with a banana that he found in the trash can. He then told me that I was a loser who licked my own peepee, and I said "that would take some extreme yoga man" and he said "I know, I can do it, do you wanna see?" And then I ran away and left all my warriors and fell of a cliff and died because I monkey ripped my hair out and then I ate some poison berries that made me like have spasms and I died. The end.
