Hyung line
(Jin)
You:"Oppa I'm just gonna head out for awhile"
Jin:"And where to?"
You:"Just the coffee shop nearby"
Jin:"and who are you with?"
You:"my friends"
Jin:"Ok just make sure you'll be home before six"
You:"Yes Oppa"
(Rapmonster)
You:"Oppa I'm heading out for a bit"
RM:"Where are you going?"
You:"Out?"
RM:"With whom?"
You:"Friends?"
RM:"ok"
--Few moments later--
You:"Oppa what the hell are you doing here?.. Do you think I wouldn't notice you with that outfit?.. Don't you remember I'm the one who bought that?"
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RM:"Just making sure you're with your friends and not some dudes"
You:"aren't you suppose to be at your studio or whataver you call that.. ugh for godsake"
(Suga)
You:"Oppa I'm just going to buy something at the mall"
Suga:"I don't give a f about it.. I'm not your feet am I?"
You:"how sweet of my brother.. Really cared for his sister"
Suga:"Stop it you're making me vomit.. That's the most disgusting sentence I've ever read"
You:"You're such a Jerk"
Suga:"Whatever shorty"
You:"Asshole"
Suga:"Asswipe"
You:"Grandpa"
Suga:"Butt Face"
You:"Poop"
Suga:"Fat ass"
You:"Ugh.. Whatever damn it"
(Jhope)
You:"Oppa I'm heading out for a bit"
Jhope:"Where to?"
You:"Just the mall"
Jhope:"Do you want me to drive you there?"
You:"No it's okay"
Jhope:"Really?"
You:"It's fine oppa"
Jhope:"Well that's bad.. I was gonna treat you ice cream and fries and gummy bears"
You:"Ok pick me up at 6"
Maknae Line
(Jimin)
You:"Yow shorty where are you?"
Jimin:"what do you want sis?"
You:"I'm heading out to the mall.. Do you mind taking me there? My car is at the shop right now"
Jimin:"yes I do mind.. I'm not your driver (Y/N).. Go ahead and commute"
You:"If you're not coming here this instant I'm telling mom you were so drunk the other day you can't walk"
Jimin:"ok ok.. Geez sis you don't have to be so low and blackmail me"
You:"well you should have agreed earlier idiot"
(V)
You:"Oppa I'm just going to the mall"
V:"ok"
You:"are you sure?"
V:"Yeah it's fine"
You:"Thank you.. You're the best"
---Few minutes later---
You:"What the hell oppa.. You told mom I was heading out?"
V:"Yes"
You:"You told me It's fine"
V:"But I didn't told you I'm not gonna tell mom"
(Jungkook)
Jk:"Where are you?"
You:"House?"
Jk:"Really?"
You:"well yeah"
Jk:"then is your address at the mall?"
You:"What?"
Jk:"I'm at the front of the boutique"
You:"Why the hell are you here?"
Jk:"I'm really gonna tell mom"
You:"Don't you dare Jungkook"
Jk:"Done"
You:"Why do you have to be such a jerk?"
Jk:"That's my role.. Making your life miserable is my job"
