"Zayyyummmm!"
*holding finger to chin and smiling*
"This pizza fyeee"
thought I was meaning a guy didnt you
Am I the only one that goes to a grocery shop and by the fruit look at my feet in the mirror?
Teachers call it "cheating"
we call it "teamwork"
That awkard moment when you hear kids outside screaming and trying to decide if there just playimg or actually in danger
*laughing and hand your friend the phone waiting for them to laugh but dont*
"Well i just wasted five minutes of my fucking life thanks bitch"
Home alone and hear a knock at the door
*grab any kind of hard object and make your way to the door*
I might not be perfect but at least I aint fake
