Funny Life Relatable Quotes

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"Do you want to hang out?"

Me:  "I have to ask my mom"

Me: *dont ask mom*

"Yea she said no"

Girl Lanuage 

Go away= come back

I hate you= I love you

Im fine= im not ok

My problem is that I cant stay mad at someone because I always forgive them even when they dont deserve it

6 things we say in school

Im hungry

Im cold 

What time is it

Im tired

I dont get it

Im ready to fo home

I die a litttle inside when I see a old person eating along at a restaurant

*Ex*

"You hate me?"

*Me*

"Oh, I just wet my pillow every night, tore all drawings of us, burned your gifts and go through depression at times tf you think"

If i choose you over sleep then your fucking special

Friends who buy you food are friends for life

The worst sight in the world is seeing your mother cry

Hanging with old friends and saying "remember when"

Using a different word just because you cant spell the one you wanted

Raising your hand then and there so you want get called on later

When you see "explain" on a test

*Me*  *smirk*

*Me* "Nahh Im good"

Do you start replaying everything you've done when your name gets called out of the blue

During a test

people look up for inspiration

down in desperation

and left to right for information

When boys leave morning cute texts and let you wear a smile for the day

"Can I go to the bathroom?" 

"For what"

"TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRECTS...BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK!?"

I hate when I do my hair in perfection then realize I havent put on my shirt yet

If I spoke my mind all the time, I would be in deep shit

I never argue I just explain why a Im right

The two best days of school

1) The first

2) The last

"What comes after P?"

*Normal people* "Q"

*Me* "Wait, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I...."

SCHOOL= Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

I need a restraining order against all spiders

I hate when I think I pushed sent and sitting there waiting like a idiot for a fudging reply

When a substitute try yelling at you

"You dont even know me girl boo shiddd"

Putting headphones on and then people decide to talk to you

Yelling out random numers when someone is counting

*Teacher* "Are you sleeping in my class!?"

*Me* "Oh no I was juat testing the desktop to see if it was comfortable enough to go, its not so your lucky"

When someone talks back to the teacher

*raise out of bored sleeping mood with big eyes and a wide smile*

"Oh yea this finna get goooood'

You know how  I know were best friends, we hate the same bitch

Telling the truth but you smile and they think your lying

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