It was grey and mushy and it lurked in the woods. Courtney assumed it's gender. It was mad af. One day it decided that murder was the only viable option. On its way to a religious freedom meeting, it walked past a knife shop. After scanning over the different types of knives and testing them on the shopkeeper, he made his choice. He got the knife for free too which was the bonus of free testing on the manager. He made his way to the church and prayed for the knife to be #blessed. Also, when at the church, it used the local enchantment table to get the knife to a knockback power of 3, and hitpoints of 5. This would ensure that Courtney would be knifed with supreme efficiency. After a date night with the sisters he decided to invest in a comfy couch, to rest on after his soon to be tiresome evening of killing the gender-assume wart that is Courtney Lyn Patricia Andrews. He drove his *insert weird vehicle here* around to Courtney's house in Duvauchelle (or Doucheville same thing) and crept up to her window. He was SHOOK BECAUSE IT WASN'T COURTNEY'S WINDOW AND THE GREY MUSH BLOB ACCIDENTLY SAW MARK AND JACKSON STROCKING EACHOTHERS ABS! HE WAS SO SHOOKETH THAT HE SCREAMED and lurked his way seductively over to the next window. He peeped into the window and was shook by the cannibalism he was witnessing. Baekhyun was cooking bacon!!!! The grey blob began to cry. He cried even harder when he remembered his birth name; Insert Something Weird Here. To this day he still doesn't understand why his parents would name him such a thing. After a solid 2 hours and 47 minutes of crying about his unfortunate existence, he remembered his mission and carried on crab walking exorcist style around the house and to the third bedroom window. He suddenly bumped into a dwarf, with a nametag that said 'Hello my name is Christian ChimChim'. He screamed in delight and started dabbing at a high speed. He then suddenly stopped and puked up peas, his body could not handle the intense dabbing.
