Don't Touch Chopper | SWR

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A stormtrooper poked Chopper.

"AHHHHHHH!!!" Hera screamed and shot him dead.

Thrawn poked Chopper.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Hera screamed again and flew the Ghost to Thrawn's star destroyer and blew that up.

Darth Vader poked Chopper.

"AHHHHHH!" She screamed and blew up the Death Star and the Sith Lord.

The Emperor poked Chopper.

"YOU $&@%" She yelled at his face and then blew up the Death Star II construction site, and him.

The Empire was destroyed and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

And no one dared to touch Chopper after that.

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