Oneshots! (sanscest mostly; requests welcome!)

ErrorStretch (request)

Error's POV

'Time for a new puppet.' I sighed and leaned back on my bed. My puppets at the time were getting boring, and I wanted to mix things up. I hadn't toyed with Swap in awhile, so I decided to borrow one of them for a little while. I'm going to go with the Sans there, as per usual. Opening a portal, I stretched. 'Good lord i'm sore. Ink, probably.' I shook my head, cursing Ink under my breath.

After the portal had finished opening, I stepped through and felt snow crunch. 'Right on target.' I was right outside the door of the shed behind the skelebro house. 'Alright. Lay the portal, grab the kid and leave.' I nodded to myself and opened a portal to the Anti-Void. I used my strings to grab onto the window in Swap Sans' room. 'Unlocked.' After hoisting myself up to the window, I peeped through to make sure nobody was there. 'Empty.' I opened the window, jumped through, then immediately shut it. 'There is definitely nobody in here. Bingo.' I scooted under his bed to hide until he arrives.

About an hour later, I hear the door open, with... 'Two pairs of footsteps? Maybe I'll get two puppets!' I smile and peep out from under the bed. 'Alright. grab the marshmallow and skedaddle.' I sent out strings and stuck the Sans to the ceiling. They panicked. 'Good.' I sent out more strings and stuck the Papyrus to the wall, disabling him. I scoot out from under the bed and wave. All I got in return were scowls and yells. I scowled back and dropped the Sans, but I caught him and wrapped him up in strings so he looked like a burrito (BURR-ito amiright Hammy Ham?). The Papyrus paled and said, "TAKE ME INSTEAD!" The Sans and I both raised and eyebrow, but I just shrugged and grabbed the Papyrus, and let go of the Sans. I threw the Papyrus out the window. The Sans was about to cry, but I just smiled and waved goodbye.

I jumped onto the couch with my popcorn. My favorite movie was on TV and I was not about to miss it. I was all comfortable on the couch when i heard tapping on the window. 'Goddamnit' I stomped over to the window and surprise surprise, it was Stretch. I spat, "What do you want, Carrot?" He rolled his eyes and climbed through the window. "I want food," he said simply. I pointed to the popcorn bowl on the couch, and he curled up on said couch with my popcorn. Sighing, I crawled into the blanket burrito with Stretch. He suddenly spoke, "Hate you man." I chuckled, "hate you too man."

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tell me if you want a pt. two