Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says 'Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?' The second guy replies 'Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits. So instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh''. The first guy says, 'Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey, could you please pass me the sugar?' I said, 'You've ruined my life you fucking bitch!''
