A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. 'What's going on here?' he asks. The guy sobs, 'I was driving along and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car then tied me up to this tree and then left.' The cop studied the guy for a moment, pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. 'I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal.'
P.s what the fuck!!! I feel sorry for the man
