Hqg ri Wkh Zruog Exgglhv! (A Gravity Falls Fanfic)

Chapter 2 -

I awoke to a very annoying alarm clock yelling in my ear. So I did the most logical thing and threw it at the wall. I sat up with and looked at the clockwork murder displayed on my floor. 

"Eh. I need a  new one anyway", I shrugged and grabbed my black 'Team Dianite' shirt from my antique dresser and a pair of red plaid skinny jeans that was lazily thrown on the floor the other day. I brought my hand up to the right side of my head to feel how bad my bed head was. One perk of my hair was that it was short and only my right side head had hair and the left side was shaved, making it easy to take care of.  Feeling that it wasn't too bad I hand brushed my hair.

Bzzzzzzzz Zzzzz

I should really unmute my phone, I thought as I threw my blanket off the bed trying to search for the brainwashing device. 

Bzzzzzzzz Zzzzz

I found it under my bed and unlocked to see two messages from my friend Thomas.

Wkh Grun Nlqj: GOOD MORING THY PESAENT

Wkh Grun Nlqj: low key tho bet u broke your clock again XD XD

I internally laughed  and gave a quick response of the finest vocab.

Srwdwr Jrgghvv: fuq u your highness. cx

As I waited for Thomas's response I made me a bowl of Golden Grams and headed towards Hammock-senpai. Halfway to my beloved I got another buzz.

  Wkh Grun Nlqj: Lmao Called IT!!! im at the shop since the boss hasnt opened it yet c:

  Srwdwr Jrgghvv: SHhhh as the owner i can open whenever i want XD

    Wkh Grun Nlqj: lol whatever eat your bowl of cereal and get here... or ill eat you hidden stash of golden grams!!!! >:}

I rolled my eyes and finished my last bite of cereal. I grabbed my keys and headed to my shop in town.

When I got there Thomas had already opened the shop and was being harassed by an older lady. Poor Thomas looked like he was trying so hard to calm her down, but to no avail. 

"I bought this charm to get my Ex back! And He is still with that homewrecker!!!", she yelled slamming her hand down on the counter. "Listen miss, it's not my fault he left you for so other chick nor is it the charm's fault." he stated as he rubbed his head with hand from the headache he was getting. "You said this was to help bring back my lover!"

Also being tired of the woman and wanting to prevent myself from getting a headache,I decided it was time to step in. "No miss it was stated that it would bring you love. NOT fix a broken relationship. That you have to do yourself. Now if you keep harassing my employee I will have to call the authorities." She scoffed and stormed out and almost tripped doing  so. "Woah, you almost seemed like a real business owner" he said on false awe. He even slightly covered his mouth for dramatic effect. I walked behind the counter to grab the inventory list I needed for the back room. I hit him lightly with the clip board, " I can be an adult sometimes." 

He laughed and rebutted, " says the 19 year old with a minecraft T-shirt." I couldn't think of a good comeback so I just stuck my tongue out and walked to the back room, but not with out Thomas saying that I only proved his point. 

I opened the door to the back room and walked to the desk that was placed in the back left corner. And went down the list of more stuff I had to get for the store.

"hmm, white sage,  lavender, jasper, more amethyst, some garnet, and some more love charms.", I list off as I chew the cap of my black pen. A bad habit I can't get rid of. I got on my phone to order the supplies off of amazon. Thank the goddess for amazon prime, am I right. Just as I go to stand to go back to the front of the store I feel my legs give out and darkness consume my eye sight.

I open my eyes to see i'm under a huge pine tree while there seems to be a meteor shower taking place in the night sky. But it was not like a normal night sky. There was hues of yellow and red and what looked like the shooting star from the lucky charms cereal. There was also a huge 'X' in the sky. I take a look around to see i'm on a a hill and my town was in complete chaos. Building where crumbled and the landscape was that of a wasteland. I stand up and lean on the pine tree behind me while a slow smile creeps on my face. "Looks like we just need one more piece to the puzzle"

"Will!!! WILLOW WAKE UP!!! I PROMISE TO BUY YOU GOLDEN GRAMS!! JUST WAKE UP!!!"

"You better get me the family sized box." I joke as I sit up and grab my head. "You scared the shit outta me!" he said as he helped me to my feet. Thomas helps me to the chair I was just sitting in and crosses his arm, worry covered his face. "You are going home. I'll take care of the shop today and tomorrow. You go home and rest. Cookie is up front i'll have her take you home and ill drop off your car tonight." I gave him a apologetic smile just as I felt the headache coming on. I stood up and walked to the front to see my other friend Cookie in her normal blouse and jean shorts with lace flats. Her hair up in a messy bun unlike her normal french braid. "Hey Willow, lets get you home.", she said as she walked up to me and rubbed my back. She walked me to her green bug. Couldn't miss the thing considering  it had those weird lashes and a car thong on it. 

When I finally made it home I went straight to the bathroom to grab some ibuprofen. With that done I made my way to Hammock-senpai with my Thirst book. Halfway through I guessed I dosed off. 

I found myself back at the pine tree on the hill. I stayed sitting this time and decided to just take in the view. Oddly enough the chaos had a weird beauty to it. I started singing some random song. And with that I was able to slip into the darkness of my dreamland.

AN: Sorry for such a short one i'll try and make the next one longer. Or I might just edit and add to this chapter. Never know with me and my level of lazyness.