Chapter 8

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Chapter 8

        I headed out of class with Luke trailing behind. "Well that was boring as hell and now we both have detentions cause we were late", Luke said while catching up. "yeah well I had to, I need to beef up my bad ass rep, and in order to do that I have to get in trouble", I said with a smirk. "You know it's a definite turn on when you do that", "Do what", I smirked again.

      "That",he said while kissing me right in the hallway. Holy fuck his kiss was like dynamite and fireworks and all that shit you hear in sappy movies. Oh dear Jesus I can't feel my knees. I was gonna deepen the kiss when I heard someone clear their throat. I broke the kiss, " Two detentions for each of you, no display of public affection", this old ass teacher glared at us.

        Luke chuckled, "See didn't that help with your bad ass rep, already have three detentions and it's not even lunch". I grinned, "yup let's stay a little late to class maybe we can get four".

          "C'mon Mary just grab it, I thought you wanted to do this"

          "What!! no I can't"

           "Why is my little vampire scared, it isn't even that big. Just grab it and put it in"

            ''Fine"

            Okay so by stay a little late to class, we meant at least 30 mins. So I decided that it would be a good idea to put a dead rat in one of the girl's lunches that poured the milk on my head. Luke made me the one in charge to actually deliver the rat to the lunch. I opened the girls locker by stealing her combination from the office and found her lunch bag.

          Right now Luke is getting me to grab the rat and put in her sandwich. I got enough courage to pick up the rat and shove it in between two pieces of whatever the fuck kind of sandwich this is. It's not even meat it's like soy bean stuff. Who the fuck would eat that shit, wouldn't you want a nice juicy tender piece of steak straight off the BBQ. Hell yeah I would.

        Anyway so I finally put the rat in her lunch and closed her locker. That girl has too much pink stuff I think I'm going insane from looking at it all. "Well at least you did it", "Yeah let's head to class shall we". "We shall ma lady. I chuckled.

          By lunch I had 5 detentions, wow I think I made a record, but so does Luke. He's only been here one day and the teachers already put him on the naughty list. Now it was time to see the outcome of the rat sandwich. "Got the camera?", I asked looking back at Luke. "yup and in 5..4..3..2..1 record", we walked into the cafeteria and waited for Macy and her brats to show. We must have waited 5 minutes but it felt like 30.

          They came and sat down. I set my eyes on the target, she opened her lunch bag and then her sandwich. She was stupid enough not to check her sandwich and bit straight into it. We heard a loud crunch and then she screamed as loud as car horn. I quickly covered my ears and rolled on the floor laughing. Then I noticed that Luke was doing the same.

        "Did you get that?", I managed to say after I collected myself. "yeah i got it all right here", He said tapping the camera. I walked over to their table and chuckled, "How was your rat sandwich?", "You bitch!!", she snarled. "Why thank you I'll take that as a compliment", I smirked. Her face was red as if she was going to burst. It's like I knew what she was going to do next and I grabbed her wrist. Ha! she was going to slap me nice try whore.

        After I grabbed her wrist I turned her around and put her hands behind her back,"ah ah don't want to get suspended now do we?", I asked still smirking at the fact she can't hurt me. I let her go and she ran away to probably brush her teeth or something, or I hope she does I can still smell her rat breathe from here.

         The bell rang for the end of school but of coarse me and Luke had detention. We walked in and you have your 'emo I don't give a shit about anything' kind of person. Then a girl that looked awesome she was all black, she had boots that go up to her knees and a leather jacket. Under the jacket she was wearing a studded crop top that was a tank top.

         "Hey girl I love your outfit", she smiled, "Not so bad yourself". "Hi I'm Mary", "Kenzie". I sat next to her and Luke sat next to me. "So why are you here?", She asked. "Well Me and luke are kind of booked for detention for the next two weeks", She chuckled. I continued," We were late to all of our classes and I pulled a prank so that gave me another week, I got all those detentions just today I wonder what I can do tomorrow".

       She laughed this time," I'm gonna like you", she said. I smiled yay I have a new friend. The teacher finally came so we sat. I got bored after 10 minutes so I grabbed a straw and some paper and made some spit balls. I hit at least 20 everywhere in the room that you could think of so I decided I would have some fun with the teacher.

        I got my spit ball ready and waited for the teacher to open his mouth or something. After waiting a couple minutes he finally yawned. I aimed and shot it. It landed right in his throat and he started coughing like a maniac. I was laughing so hard that I started crying. "Nice aim", Luke said while clutching his stomach laughing and then right next to him was kenzie laughing as well.

       The teacher ended up getting the spit ball out of his throat he then turned to me. "Ms.Simmons I'm going to get you suspended for doing such a thing", He said through clenched teeth I got up from my desk and went up to him. I knew that being suspended was what I needed right now but I don't  want to be stuck at home.

       I looked into his eyes, "Mr.Evens how about we forget this little thing happened and detention can get out earlier than usual". He nodded, "Lets go Bitches!!", I screamed. They both chuckled and we left. Today was fun and it's still not over.....

      

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