job opportunity//phan

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*dan's weird ass alien alarm*
"bloody hell isnt it Saturday yet" dan mumbled.
Dan dismissed his alarm on his phone. Dan didn't even care if it wasn't Saturday, Mr. Richards wouldn't care if he missed a day anyways.

that's how it could've gone. Thank god Dan didn't press snooze.

*once again Dan's weird ass alarm*
Dan pressed the off button on the alarm clock, and for the first time in years, he sat up straight in his bed, rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and sat on the edge of his bed.

Dan stood up, searched for clean clothes in his barren dresser. God, he had to go to the cleaners sooner or later.

He grabbed some black skinny jeans and a 'Yeezy' t-shirt. His boss didn't really care what he wore to work, just as long as his work was done.

He put the clothes on his bed, and took a shower.

He stood in front of the bathroom mirror and messed with his naturally curly hair.

Dan didn't care much for his appearance, but he gave a little smirk at his reflection anyways.

Dan took off his boxers and hopped in the shower.
He ran his fingers through his wet, curly hair, and lathered it with shampoo. He rinsed his hair, and washed his body.

Dan hopped out of the shower, and dried himself off with a towel. Dan opened the sink cabinet and grabbed the hair drier. He dried his hair with the towel, and took out the straightener, straightened his hair, and sprayed his hair down. Not really knowing how to use
hairspray, he just kinda messed with his hair and hoped his fringe would stay intact.

Dan took his phone off his nightstand, shoved it in his pocket along with his apartment key, and headed out the door.

~~ skipping car drive and coffee. let's just say there was quite a lot of blasting music through the car speakers.~~

Dan finishes his salted caramel frappe, opens his car door, and walks into his work building, throwing the empty cup of coffee in one of the dust bins in the front of his workplace, and heads in.

"Dan! I've been waiting for you for what seems like hours! You're late!" Mr Richards says.

"Richards, I'm sorry." he was feeling everything but sorry.

'Daniel, I swear this is the last time.." He says, sounding quite serious.

"alright Mr. Richards." Dan said, sounding fairly over it.

Richards sighs.

"anyways.. dan. you might be fairly excited about this!"

"... Richards, this isn't about that damn cat food commercial again, is it?" Dan said, dissapointed-like.

"do you want to hear what it is or not?" he said.

"yeah, sure."

"you're getting a promotion!!"

Dan's eyes lit up. 

"wait.. really..?" dan said, quite shocked.

"Yeah! Dan, despite your... tenancy to be late, you're a very good worker. And I felt you deserved it." he said, very wholesome-like.

"Sir.. t-thank you so much!" dan said gratefully.
"Yes, but the thing is, you'll be moving to Islington. He said.
Moving wasn't really a problem for Dan, He didn't really have any friends where he was at the moment.

moving all his belongings would be a bitch however.

"Yeah, that's fine! Thank you so much Sir! When do I start the job?"

"Two days from now" says Richards, smiling.

"Two days?? That'll give me barely enough time!" Dan whined.

"You get today and tomorrow off. I'll text you the address of the workplace." Richards said.

"Oh... alright. thank you Sir! Have a good one."
Dan says happily. finally. Something different.