The Journey To...

Rownando

In a Galaxy far far away stood the boy who lived holding the ring in one hand and the lighting​ bolt of Zeus in the other his name was Rownando. He was a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere. While he was on the train he noticed a tall green dude walking with a donkey. Confused he walked over and said a quiet hello. In which the green man turned around and revealed himself as Kerhs and yeknod. Kersh freaked out on poor Rownando causing him to stab him with the lightning bolt. Yeknod was terribly upset with the death of his gay lover and begged Rownando to let him tag along to find his new lover. Hoping his name would be Ron. Obviously very creeped out Rownando decides to let him tag along and they carry on the train ride. When finally they arrived at the world's famous ALBUQUERQUE HOLIDAY INN. Where the towels are oh so fluffy. When we walked in the hotel the lady at the counter looked over looking very disgusted. "um sir no...donkeys allowed" and the look on yeknods face showed the ultimate triggeredness "I Yeknod have a dream. A dream in which donkeys and humans can sleep in the same hotel and share a bagel a dream where-" and he probably would've continued if it wasn't for the slime that came out of no where and covered him only to turn around and see a crowd wearing Nickelodeon merch. Suddenly Josh Peck pops up and takes a selfie with Yeknod. Then a crowd of geese come in and carry Yeknod and Rownando away.
After what felt like forever Yeknod ask how long they've been going for. Rownando pulls out he's pearphone and replies five minutes which causes Yeknod to ask the geese why on Earth they have taken him.
One of the geese honks obviously annoyed at dear Yeknod and he decides to wait it out. An hour later he and Rownando are looking at a giant Castle sitting on the side of a mountain. When they finally reach the top the geese set down their prisoners. Suddenly music comes on but not any music the famous Macarena. The two stand in awe as these geese dance the Macarena in sync without missing a beat.
Suddenly the music dies down and all the geese begin to bow as a weirdly shaped animal- no wait two animals approach. A rainbow goose riding a raccoon. It was an odd sight but Rownando did just watch an army of geese do the Macarena.