Dirty Work

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As he came to Rownando smelled the smell of fruity pebbles that he enjoyed​ as a child. Looking up he saw Max laughing as he and Goose ate the delicious cereal.

"What is going on? Where are we?" Rownando questioned rubbing his eyes.

"We need your help" Max started as he pulled out index cards "We need your help defeating the unicorns"

"Why on Earth would you want to hurt the unicorns" Yeknod exclaimed while he tried to sneak a bite of Max's cereal.

"They said and I quote...we are the hypest not Canageese"

"Oh no... What do you want us to do about it?"

"I want you to come to the UK with us and fight the unicorns to show we are in fact the hypest" he shouted smashing a random table and throwing confetti in everyone's face.

"UK they don't live in some weirdly named place" Rownando asked seeing it was getting less likely that anybody would want to hear him tell this story.

"Yes you nitwit Unicorn Kingdom it's awfully terrible not very hype at all"

Looking over at Yeknod he was chin deep in Max's bowl of fruity pebbles and his decision was made.

"Which way should we go then" Rownando smiled looking at Max.

"Follow the yellow brick road of course" As his little raccoon finger pointed towards a purple road.

"Ok then let's get going shall we"

"Yeknod you see nothing wrong with the color of the road at all" questioned Rownando.

"No"

"Ok then what are we waiting for" As Rownando grabbed for his sword Max touched his pant leg.

"Hey so um I don't care for the word ok so can we say something else".

I weird request from a raccoon but Rownando decided not to get on his bad side for he would need to sleep at some point. As they walked Goose shoved sunglasses and gave them cards saying don't look back.

It didn't make sense until they heard a loud explosion.

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