Kuroo's pick-up line lesson

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(So what if Kuroo has a talk show that he shares pick-up lines? Hahah)

Kuroo: Hello hello welcome to Kuroo's pick-up line lesson, today I'll share some awesome pick-up lines with all of u viewers and bu the way my "friend" here is with me today. Let's welcome Kenma!

Kenma: uh hey (Kuroo I wanna go home)

Kuroo: okay first up is:
Can I take a picture with you?

Kenma: Why?

Kuroo: Oh its nothing, just to let my friends know angel exists ;)

Kenma: ..... (i need to chill)

Kuroo: okay here's another one
Can you help me find a book?

Kenma: I don't read books..

Kuroo: Kenma pls

Kenma: ...*sighs* wat book?

Kuroo: Your Facebook ;))

Kenma: .... (I'm so done with him, I s2g one more this shit I'm done)

Kuroo: oh oh here's another one!
What's your blood type?

Kenma: Type A

Kuroo: *whisper* okay ask me back

Kenma: ....wats yours?

Kuroo: I'm ur ideal type ;)))

Kenma: okay I'm so done with you and ur program bye

And Kenma hacked all the programs data so there won't be another episode of this talk show








Okay I tried sry if I disappointed u

but maybe ya all can use the pick-up lines ;)

You're welcome hahaha

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