(So what if Kuroo has a talk show that he shares pick-up lines? Hahah)
Kuroo: Hello hello welcome to Kuroo's pick-up line lesson, today I'll share some awesome pick-up lines with all of u viewers and bu the way my "friend" here is with me today. Let's welcome Kenma!
Kenma: uh hey (Kuroo I wanna go home)
Kuroo: okay first up is:
Can I take a picture with you?Kenma: Why?
Kuroo: Oh its nothing, just to let my friends know angel exists ;)
Kenma: ..... (i need to chill)
Kuroo: okay here's another one
Can you help me find a book?Kenma: I don't read books..
Kuroo: Kenma pls
Kenma: ...*sighs* wat book?
Kuroo: Your Facebook ;))
Kenma: .... (I'm so done with him, I s2g one more this shit I'm done)
Kuroo: oh oh here's another one!
What's your blood type?Kenma: Type A
Kuroo: *whisper* okay ask me back
Kenma: ....wats yours?
Kuroo: I'm ur ideal type ;)))
Kenma: okay I'm so done with you and ur program bye
And Kenma hacked all the programs data so there won't be another episode of this talk show
Okay I tried sry if I disappointed u
but maybe ya all can use the pick-up lines ;)
You're welcome hahaha
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Little Volleyball Dorks 2
De TodoOur journey of shipping continues here after the end of the first book of Little Volleyball Dorks!!! Just some random headcanons, fanart, memes (probably) of our favorite dorks *Contains shipping!!*