The rather short, white clothed ninja does one of those cowboy type walks over to the mysterious white man that I'm sure everyone wants to know his identity. He smirks at him, but you can't see it, cause he's wearing a mask, so he really didn't smirk.......but he did.
"And who might you be?" asked the puny ninja.
This mysterious white and I mean he's literally white, like hasn't seen a sun in 50 years pale, white man walks forward with pure swag like he owns the place. Man, why can't I be like him?
"That's for me to know, and you not to."
Romeo stood there in shock! He knew exactly who he was, everyone did! He was the legendary Karate Man, who shaved and got a haircut. He had defeated the great threat that had terrorized their land many years ago: The Host and some other guy who I guess was his apprentice. The Karate Man had one day disappeared and no one had seen him ever since. Now, there he was! In the flesh after so many years. He was still alive!
The puny ninja who we have already confirmed is not the leader does an classic, unnecessary, super villain laugh, but it's one of those awkward ones. You know, the one's where they go on for a really long time and the heroes just kind of sit there playing some app and you know what enough of this, the guy laughs.........that's it.
"Don't try and be an hero okay. If you really think you can stop us..." he laughs again. "Then your out of your mind!"
"That's where your wrong. I know I can stop you, you and your army."
"Why don't you put your fists where your mouth is." That came out cooler in my head, but yeah the ninja dude points his finger toward this man for some odd reason and then the ninjas begin attacking.......never mind, I now know the reason.
FIGHT SCENE GO!
Karate man, use karate kick!
SHEERREEOOOO POW! BAM
Ninjas! FIRE Arrows!
SHEERREEOOOO POW! BAM
Karate man, throw some guy out the window cause action!
SHEERREEOOOO POW! BAM
Ninjas...........FIRE MORE ARROWS!!!
SHEERREEOOOO POW! BAM
KARATE MAN! KICK THAT GUY IN THE FACE!! DO A BACK FLIP! COOL STUNTS!!
SHEERREEOOOO POW! BAM
Save the day and get the giiirrr...boy! Get the boy. Wait......
(MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSION!!!)
After an epic battle between that guy and the highly trained ninjas, Karate Man takes a look around and a total bad ass stance and admires his handy work. He beat them like there was no tomorrow. He glances back at Romeo, wonder what he was doing this entire time. He was hiding in the corner where Karate Man was hiding. He walks over to the corner and begins to crouch as he saying "C'mere boy!".
"Hey, c'mere boy. Are you okay?"
Romeo sits there for awhile still in shock that the Karate Man is still. What a bad boy. He should go to his cage!
"Your the Karate Man!" he says suddenly, but creepily. He didn't even answer his question. He really is a bad boy! Karate Man stands there in shock as well, he chuckles a bit and cockily smooths the 7.....8 small hairs on his head? What exactly did this guy smooth down, he's practically bald. Oh no, I forgot to describe what these characters look like using imagery and stuff. Hold on I got this!
Romeo has brown silky hair, black eyes, a face that's loved my many, you should know this actually. We'll skip him. The ninjas are......ninjas. Karate Man has pale white skinned man and man does he have a big nose and balding head. The man wears a black belt karate suit that matches the color of the man's skin. Which is weird in my opinion and he wears no shoes........like a man. There I did it. Karate Man puts his hands on Romeo's shoulder. He probably got way too excited when he does this. He prepares to speak before he is rudely interrupted by some more ninjas who wanted to know if they wanted cookies.
"Get em!" yelled the chief ninja since the other one is most likely dead or unconscious.
Karate Man, geez I'm tired of saying his name, grabs Romeo's arm and the magically jump out the window that was in the room using the power of gravity. Oh my GOD!!! Karate Man........holds Romeo in his arms as he moves at blazing speeds through a crowd of ninjas in the outside field. He performs a back-flip over the giant wall landing in Mexico.......wait no, outside the building Romeo was trapped in. He runs into another near by dark alley and jumps into one of those large filthy garbage containers, what do you call those things? UGH!! Karate Man and Romeo stay covered, waiting for the ninjas to go away.
"Oh my god! I can't believe I just got saved by the legendary Karate Man. Everyone is gonna be so happy to know your still.."
"Shh!" Karate Man shushes him and listens for any outside noise before continuing what he was about to say.
"Where have you been all this time?"
"Listen kid, there's something I got to tell you."
"What's that?"
"I'm not the Karate Man."
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Rhythm Heaven League
FanficRomeo is an ordinary, teenage boy that lives in a not so ordinary, wacky, rhythmical world. But his life is about to get more interesting, when he is attacked by a group of ninjas and meets by a mysterious karate man. Follow Romeo and his adventures...
