Theme song: Woop Woop that's the sound of Baljeet. By Baljeet Choice 2: hey yo hey yo Baljeet is gayyyyyy. By Call, Choice 3 Cake that tastes like Baljeet. By Billy. So we couldn't not decide. We brought it down to Choice 2 and Choice 3. We were going to have a choice war!!! Billy vs Call. In a football stadium but first we have to get and adiuance with fat people and black people and it was going to be hard. First we put out signs for black people I can't believe we let John do it this is what it said. We need some gay fried brown chicken p#$&y n$##&%s. Got no people at all!!! D#$& it!!! Screw him. So next we let Billy do the black people poster. But instead of putting black people he put this. We need chocolate cake!!! Dang it!!! Finally we let Call do it I don't know what he put but it got us an audience and cash the people poster were easier all we had to put is free food!!!
So we got to rent the stadium and set everything up and we had a fight. So we put Call and Billy in there unwilling. We put a tiger in there just for fun. But we had to take him out of there because he would have killed them both! HAHA!!! Anyway we gave them gladiator armor AKA gay striper clothes. And weapons AKA tinfoil and a book. Billy chose his book as how to make cake. John helped helped Call get ready he said you better win f#$&ER or I will slice your d#$& throut you brown b#$&%. You remind me off a pink a#$ panda dipped in f#$&ing chocolate!!! Don't let white fat a#$ trash beat you!!! Next Baljeet helped Billy, unwilling. This is what he said. How do you know if taste like cake. Cause I like your sweaty palms. So delicious!!! Have you ever tried them. Dude your so gross whoop whoop that's the sound of Baljeet is way better! Your so gross!!! After that the battle began! First in was Billy, than Call. Call yelled to Billy. Ha white trash come and get it and so he did.
Call charged but Billy ducked to pick up what he thought was cake. Ooooo cake he yelled CAKE!!! Yummy!!! Call tried and fell he started bleeding. Billy started munching on Call's toes. Call screamed in pain No. John yelled fried get up and fight. So Call did he grabbed the book and smacked Billy and made him cry. Then a white van pulled up and said hah quit hitting chubby. The man picked up chubby and said what some cake Billy said yes. So he went into the van it drove off. You could hear the faintest traces of Billy 's voice saying that's not cake.
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Mountain valley series 1
Humorso list of characters, fat dumb kid Billy, black kid who gets bullied over racist jokes Call. big kid who is works out Danny. Muslim kid Baljeet, racist 4 year old John, and the most honest kid you will meet Don all 6 graders except for John.
