The Chronicals of Calvin (Gay Sex Scandals)

The Boody Bandit Part 1.

Lentrel Anthony the 3rd!, Boy its 1:30am take your ass to bed. Gonna have these people thinin that you's up waitin for the Boody Bandit.

WTF did she just say? Boody Bandit? Even if he did exist how the fuck he getting in? This house is locked down from top to bottom. And on top of that, the window in my room is locked down / shut. But to be on the safe side, i'll lock my bed room door too!

2:12am the clock read. im in here freezing like a slave in winter cause my mom don't believe in turning on the heat. "Just once Lord, I wish that woman would TURN ON THE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!", I screamed. Right at that moment, the heat came on, FULL BLAST! "Thank you Lawwd.", I said with a big old smile that went from ear to ear. WAMMM!!!!!!!! I jumped out my bed so dam fast to see the window that was clocked shut, sitting there wide open! WTF " Lord I aint asked for all of dat now!!!!!", I add as I got up to close and relock the window. I look around in my room and it's straight foggy / steamy. I thought I was in a sweat box! "Now i really feel like a Run Away Slave" i said in a low voice.

i took off my shirt but that didnt help. i took off my shorts, my boxers, my beter, hell i even took off my socks. there i am standing butt ass naked in the midle of my room stairring at what seems to be a figure of a man comming closer to me. this nigga was sexy as shit! imagine Ll Cool J butt ass naked with a Zoer mask on. a tattoo of an arrow goin down his bunny trail and stopping at a beautiful light skinned pole that was long. OH SHIT THAT'S HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!! that mother fucker had to be at least 14" long  / 5" thick!

"Yo nigga, who is u and wat u doin in my crib?" i asked tryin so hard not to look at that horse hung cock. "A low me to introduce myslef, my name is unknown to the world, but for those who have heard of me, im go by the Boody Bandit. But soon you'll be callin me Daddy Dick! so to answer your question, you may call me DD (Daddy Dick)." i just look at this nigga trying to think of some smooth ass shit to come back with. "Yea ok D, look ........ ', before i could get another word in that nigga ad shoved his hole tongue down my throat. when our lips pulled away all that came out my mouth was "Daddy Merry Me?"

wat it do loves, Calvin here. i know it has been foever since gave yall something to talk about, however i want to thank you all for following me and reading the crazy things that i have came up with. i want to thank yall that vote, and i just want to let you kno that im not doing this to see how many votes i can get, just seeing that you read what i have to say is joy enough for me. so thanks again. oh and one more thing, did you guys want a part 2 or not?