My Twisted Fantasy (Dylan Ramon is BACK!)

Chapter 1

Dylan----------

"Mhmm...you look so hot asleep." A cool breath hit against my face, pulling me away from the delights of sleep.

"Staring at me sleeping is creepy." I sighed keeping my eyes shut in hopes I could fall back into Never-land.

"you didn't find it creepy last night."

"that's because you looked hot last night."

"So my creepiness is scaled by how hot I look doing it."

"Bingo" a small slide at the side of my mouth.

"You can be a real ass you know that Dylan." the sheets began to move as I felt the bed deepen as she sat up on the other side of the bed.

"Ava?" I slowly opened my eyes to the scenery of my room "You look hot" I added with a smile.

"Ass." she tried to shake the smile I plastered on her face. Her blonde long locks fell down her back like a waterfall, and well her eyes were like looking into the sky. Ava was no doubt hot, and her being my girlfriend was something I couldn't yet digest.

"Yo Dylan I was thinking you could.....holy shit man! Warning next time!" Roy yelled shielding his eyes, as I laid flat in my boxers and Ava was half naked half not. The whole situation brought a smile to my face. Ever since Andrea Williams left our lives, Roy was a gift I couldn't really send back to the sender. So I have been stuck with him for two years now, and not one moment of it has been dull. I wasn't about to give him a key to my house either, there is only so much you can take of Roy.

"Roy don't act like you're not enjoying the scenery." I pulled myself off the bed, in a smile.

"Good morning Roy," Ava strutted off in just my shirt.

"Damn, she's hot." I announced, pulling a shirt over my head.

"Can't believe you get to screw Ava Becks, and still be passing college. Do you know how messed up that is?" Roy looked at me dumbfounded taking off his cap and pulling his hand through his hair...wait hold up?

"Who puked in your hair?" I motioned at his very lime green hair.

"I dumped Lacy and she put dye in my shampoo." In that instant all the laughter in my body busted out, as I held my stomach and sat on my bed for balance.

"Dude, it's not funny. Lacy is crazy!"

"No, it's hilarious."

"I need to remove it, before I go to Professor hate-my-guts seminar." he looked at me hopelessly,

"No thanks." I pulled myself to my feet. "You look like the The Joker's son, hey maybe some chicks are into that." I patted him on the back as I made my way to the kitchen.

"So you're an asshole." he announced.

"He is, isn't he." Ava agreed as she cupped the coffee mug in her hand.

"You guys say the sweetest things to me." I dragged my feet to the coffee and poured myself a cup.

"Roy, honey, what happened to your hair?" Ava pulled a very concerned face.

"Lacy happened." I announced before the coffee travelled down my mouth.

"Don't ask." Roy held up his hand at Ava's amused look.

"Well I suggest you wash it with baking soda, before you turn into a rebel and join a band." Ava threw her comment over her shoulder as she walked back into the bedroom