Avenger x Male!Reader Oneshots

Thor x Feminine M!Reader

"Lady (M/N)!" A booming voice calls out. A scowl makes its way on to the mentioned person's face. Clint and Sam stifle their laughs, Steve hides his grin behind his coffee cup, and Natasha is flat out smirking. It's been like this ever since (M/N) met Thor. (M/N) runs a bakery that Thor would frequently visit. Thor never saw the younger male as he was behind the scene baking. It just so happened that Thor had come in on the day the shop was being robbed. And there was an unfamiliar male trying to protect everyone with a defiant look on his face. It clicked that this was the infamous (M/N). But that wasn't what got Thor, no, it was the grateful smile that was sent his way once he got rid of the robbers: a little shy, but heartwarming nonetheless. It wasn't exactly love at first sight, but there was a spark of something that the Asgardian couldn't quite name. There was a bit of an issue though: Thor is convinced that (M/N) is a girl (and it doesn't help that he does sometimes wear female clothing). But no matter how many times everyone tried to tell him otherwise, the blond male refused to believe it.

"Thor, please. For the last time, I am a guy" (M/N) said, already done with this conversation. The other-worldly male let out a boisterous laugh and he lifted the (h/c)-nette human. A soft squeak escaped said human as he quick pulled down the skirt he was wearing.

"Your attire says otherwise dear (M/N)" Thor says with a wide grin. (M/N) huffs softly and rolls his eyes.

"Whatever, just put me down." Thor listens and gently puts the petite male down. (M/N) gives a side-long glance at Natasha, a pout adorning his face. The red-head chuckles softly before getting up and taking (M/N)'s soft hand.

"We are going shopping. Don't bother us." And with that, the two head for the elevator, leaving the males with each other.

"So..." Clint breaks the silence.

"How long are you gonna keep up the act?" He questions his teammate. All the males look curiously at Thor. A shit-eating grin forms on the Asgardian males face.

"I shall continue until he discovers my deceitful ways" Thor exclaims triumphantly. Clint and Sam break out into laughter, with Thor following shortly after. Steve simply sighs and hopes (M/N) doesn't attempt to murder Thor.

Timeskip: Next Few Days (haven't done on of these in a while)

After Thor's teasing of (M/N) a few days ago, he hasn't seen the short male. And it worried the male greatly. Has he taken this joke too far? Does (M/N) want nothing to do with him anymore? Thor jolted up from his king, king sized bed (that Tony had custom made), a cold sweat forming on his brow. He could not handle his favorite Midgardian never speaking to him again. With that thought in mind, Thor makes it his mission to find (M/N) and apologize to him. Before he leaves his room, however, the familiar tinkling laughter sounds through the door. As usual, a strange feeling settles low in Thor's stomach, but he brushes it off. And with a new found determination, he marches into the main room. But he freezes due to the sight before him: (M/N) is sitting with Natasha and a stranger, all of them laughing. But the stranger has his arm wrapped around (M/N) and the petite male is leaning into the stranger. Suddenly, Thor feels this unexplained rage. And everything turns red...

"Beep. Beep. Beep." The continuous sound raises Thor from his slumber. The first thing he sees is an extremely white ceiling and the first thing he smells is the strange scent of Midgardian medicines. Wait... What? The blonde male blinks a couple of times before looking around. He's in a hospital room. But why? His brow furrows as he tries to recall what may have happened, but everything is a blur. Was there a battle? Was he drugged? Did someone attempt to assassinate him? The Asgardian male is removed from his thoughts where there is a sudden movement beside him. He carefully turns his head and sees a tuft of (h/c) hair before it moves and he's staring into bright (e/c) eyes.

"Oh thank goodness you woke up! I was so worried!"(M/N) exclaims as he hugs the larger male, being mindful in case he is in pain.

"What..." Thor clears his throat when he hears his hoarse his voice is.

"What ailment has befallen me?" Thor asks, curious as to what landed him here. (M/N) blinks owlishly at how soft Thor spoke, but answers nonetheless.

"You attacked my brother. He had visited to show us this flower he found that he never saw before and was going to have Tony and Bruce examine it. But you suddenly came charging at him, although before you could get close, the flower emitted some sort of gas and knocked you out. It didn't effect us, so we figured it was effective only on Asgardians." Thor listened carefully to the explanation and the memories start to return to him.

"Well, I'll go tell everyone you're awake" (M/N) chirps as he begins to to get up. Thor grabs his hand before he could leave.

"How long have I been incapacitated?" Thor questions.

"Hm, let's see. I think it has been about three and a half days." At that, the petite male frowns.

"I thought you weren't going to wake up. I'm glad you did though, I would have missed you." (M/N) places a soft kiss on the older males cheek before leaving. Thor stares at the door for a minute before a thoughtful smile comes to his face.

'And I you.' He thinks.

BONUS

"Wait... So that plant isn't deadly to just Asgardians, but everyone?" Clint asks.

"Exactly! Think of it like this: the plant is sentient in a sense. It connects with whoever finds it-sort of like a host-and its job is to then protect it's keeper" Tony explains, looking pretty pleased with himself.

"So, the plant attacked Thor to protect my brother. Why didn't the gas bother me and Nat then?" (M/N) asks, leaning further back into the blonde male.

"The two of you posed no threat to him, so the plant assumed you were friendly." Tony gives a nonchalant shrug.

"Heh, that's pretty cool." (M/N)'s brother said with a small smirk.

"Please don't let that plant attack my boyfriend again" (M/N) said, holding Thor closer.

"Then don't let your boyfriend try to attack me again!" His brother scolded. All that was heard after that was Thor's booming laughter.

~~~~~~~~~~~Authors Note~~~~~~~~~~
Hello! Yes I am still alive, just been dealing with life. I started college a few weeks ago and I've been taking the time to get settled into a routine with that. I've always been trying to spend time with my significant other before my life gets too hectic. But on another note, updates will be a bit sporadic due to school and all. I thank all of you for supporting me even though I keep disappearing!! Much love to all of you!! 😙😊