Narrators pov.
Kisame and Rim where glaring at each other on opposite sides of the arena. "Slut your going down." He groaned his eyes bloodshot in frustration. He had lost his cool long ago with her smart ass remarks but now Rim was dead serious. She glared at him. She observed everything about him. His height his height, weight, even she smell of his last meal... Fish tacos that's cannibalism.
It started raining and thundering.
"Waters an advantage." He said a reduced smile on his face. "Tobi thinks this fight is meaningless lets stop this." Tobi said crying when Zetsu held him back.
But it looked like Rim really wanted to fight. She took off her White shirt and was in her under garments. She threw her shirt aside in the mud. "Kisame there is no going back once this starts." Rim said in a deadly voice. Kisame's murderous grin widened.
Secretly most everyone was cheering on for Rim. "Start." Said Pein. Kisame and Rim stayed still for a bit. Soon Kisame hot outraged she didn't attack first. He started by rushing up to her head on. She looked at his sword. She understood that sword had a chakura of its own. It was slight but noticeable.
He fastly landed a strike on the dirt beside her. She seamed surprised of the speed of his giant sword. He suddenly swung and almost landed a blow on her leg but she jumped up at the last second and did a back flip doing an uper kick and landed a blow on his jaw. He groans in pain as he stumbled back a bit coordination lost. For this second he was wide open she used this time to steal his ninja tools strapped to his leg. She then skidded back a few feet. Where she previously was, was now occupied by his sword.
He started laughing he ripped off his cloak and his bear skin showed. He looked like he was absorbing the water.
"Water land." Kisame said. Rim took a clue from the name and balanced some chakura to her feet. Soon the land was replaced with a deep ocean. She looked over his shoulder and notice the others seamed to do the same thing. Except for Tobi who seamed to be swimming in his violet dress. Rim laughed inside but focused her attention on her opponent again.
He suddenly let out a smile and Rim didn't notice the shark already about to bite her leg off. It was too late for her to dodge. She let it happen but she placed explosion of chakura in in her leg.
Everyone seamed shocked as the great white shark cleanly bite off her leg before reclining back into the water. The water around her turned red as man shark fins could be seen approaching. Now balancing on the water with one leg she rightly grabbed the shirt that she tossed aside earlier ( which was now floating) and tied it around her leg. " Bastard stole my leg." She said blood leaking into the water.
Kisame's smile suddenly disappeared after he noticed what she had done. "Fights over." Pein said as he looked at Rim with disappointment clear in his face. "Kisame's little pet Sharky won't return my leg so ill just take yours." Rim said murder in her voice and her purples now replaced with her Genogon. Kisame sweat dropped and stood in a defensive stance. "Try me.." Kisame said. But as soon as she finished she had already cut off his leg and landed a few feet behind him. "Fuck." he said as he suddenly felt the pain hit him.
Now they were both missing their left leg. He floated on his back blood still floating out of them both. He looked up and saw Rim licking his blood off her hand. Then threw the leg for the sharks. "You are one creepy ass bitch." Kisame said before he fainted from blood loss.
Rim finally reverted back to her Sane state of mind the Akatsuki rushed over to help them both. The water turned into land again.
"Tobi says sorry for bringing you into this. But Tobi is surprised you didn't take his foot before he took yours." Tobi said by Rims side.
Rim smiled. "Oh I forgot." Rim Suddenly closed her eyes and whispered a few things nobody could hear. And Her leg automatically reappeared. Everyone was shocked. "Oh and...." Rim walked over to Kisame and sat on his hips and kissed him long and hard. She knew he wasn't dead by the boner she received at her entrance threw her underwear.
The kiss then ended and his foot seamed to regenerate "Damn." Hidan said.
Pein looked quite suprised too. Kisames eyes opened and found Rim sitting on him and he immediately started panicing about his leg. But she moved off and he saw it was there still along with hers.
"Damn it." He spat up to Rim. Itachi seamed to be in deep thought. "Dude shes badass." Deidara said to Itachi. Her and Tobi walked inside.
Rims pov.
I walked into the shower and left Tobi in my room sitting on my bed. I turned on the knob but there was no water.
"Damn it." I wrapped a towel around myself and went out to Tobi. He looked at me. "Silly Rim, Tobi thought you were going to take a shower." He giggled. "The shower doesn't turn on." I told him. He looked like he was thinking.
"Oh yeah Kohan used to always use Pein's but you can use mine." I smiled at Tobi he was so nice and innocent. "Sure. But can you stand watch in your room when I take a shower." I asked him slightly blushing.
"Sure." We both walked out and I was expecting it to be a long walk. But he was just a few doors down from me he said. But on the way he desired to show me the rooms. "Okay to the orange door is Pein's and the one across from that with the Jashin symbol is Hidans." He pointed all the way down the hall.
I nodded. "And then there's your room with the purple door. And then across from you Is Itachi beside Pein's." I looked and nodded. His door was all black. "And then beside you is Deidara with the yellow door, then there is Sasori with the red door." He said pointing... I don't know if he knows that's pink.... I giggled to myself.
"And there's mine and Kisames." He pointed. His door was White with random pokeadots and Kisames' was a baby blue. "Then there's Zetzu and then Kakasu." He giggled. I smiled at him. And he opened his door. Inside his room everything seamed bright colored and neon. This is not what you would expect for an Akasuki member.
