[This is going to be a cluster fuck of headcanons for the family and what not and a big thanks to georgeroni for helping with this]
[SLENDERMAN HEADCANONS]
◦Slender is severely temperamental ◦Slender's birth name is Richard ◦Slender is the oldest of him and his brothers (Splender and Trender) ◦Slender does not get along with any of his family ◦Slender is heavily biased and favors Toby out of all of his Proxies ◦Slender is disgustingly mean to Tim ◦Slender has severe Psychopathy and finds it very hard to feel any feelings such as love, lust, sympathy, empathy, etc ◦Slender killed the family dog when he was little ◦Slender had a genuine phase of sagging his pants when he was a teenager ◦Slender doesn't understand the slang that the Pastas use so when he hears it he makes his own version of what it means [Ex: "Lol" means Loss of lungs]
[SPLENDERMAN HEADCANONS]
◦Splenderman's real name is Hansel ◦Splender wet himself until he was a teenager ◦Splender suffered from horrible depression and paranoia when he was younger ◦This depression and paranoia led him to have God awful night terrors and he grew lonely and detached when neither of his brothers would help him when he desperately needed it ◦Splender decided to dedicate himself to happiness because he never wanted anyone to experience what he had to when he was younger ◦Splender adores LJ because he understands how lonely and hurt he feels, and he commonly tries to get him to try and regain his colors ◦Splender is the absolute scariest when he gets angry
[TRENDERMAN HEADCANONS]
◦Trender's real name is Eric ◦Trender is the shortest brother ◦Trender is the youngest brother ◦Trender acted as more of a mother than their actual mother ◦Trender absolutely adores dressing Ben up in various suits and outfits (Ben hates it) ◦Trender is surprisingly the nicest to Slender ◦Trender tailors all of Slender's suits ◦Trender has a crush on half of the Pastas ◦Trender has the ability to feel everything a normal human does ◦Trender is easily the most humane as he doesn't kill or do anything of a sort ◦Trender is obsessed with Beyonce ◦Trender is a huge fan of musicals (Heathers is his favorite) ◦Trender uses Tumblr ◦Trender is extremely into drag (thanks genderconfusedson)
[OFFENDERMAN HEADCANONS]
◦Offender's real name is Darren ◦Offender's favorite pasta is EJ however he adores Toby and Brian as well ◦Offender is Slender's, Splender's, and Trender's uncle, not brother ◦Offender substituted for the boy's father who abandoned them when they were young (he didn't want his sister to have to raise three boys on her own) ◦Offender is not a rapist, he's very consensual and everything he does is for pure pleasure and joy for both parties (however he does kill) ◦(Kinda NSFW?¿) Offender prefers three ways and Polyamory sessions ◦Offender doesn't enjoy commitment, so he has never had a legitimate relationship ◦Offender is indeed very muscular and tall, even taller than Slender ◦Offender wears a fedora, a long, black trenchcoat, black boots, pants, and a tie He doesn't wear a shirt, however ◦Offender feels bad for the Proxies and Pastas and does everything he can to give them a break from Slender
[SARAH LEE HEADCANONS]
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◦Sarah is the mother of Slender, Trender, and Splender ◦Sarah is Offender's little sister ◦Sarah possesses psychic powers and can read minds ◦Sarah is very immature ◦Sarah was somewhat of a flaky mother, she wasn't around often and Slender grew to resent her for this ◦Sarah resides with Splender at all times because his dimension is the happiest ◦Sarah enjoys the Proxies and Jeff the most ◦Sarah is heavily disappointed in Slender and doesn't understand how he can be so cruel, as he didn't have a horrible upbringing ◦Sarah will always have the physical form of a 30 year old woman, however she's really about 300,000 years old
◦They are a high ranking class of demons ◦Each of them have their own dimensions [Ex: Splender has HappyPasta, which is a happy alternative to Creepypasta] ◦They all have the power to bring back the dead
