Yep. I got bored enough to do. This is who would say what.
Allison belongs to Meimei152
Allison:
Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!
Claire:
Why would you write that?!
Oliver:
I'm just trying to tell the truth
Claire:
This needs to be perfect, these emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just-... I'll do it.
Allison:
I've gotta tell ya, life without you has been hard-
Oliver:
Hard?
Allison:
Has been bad-
Oliver:
Bad?
Allison:
Has been rough!
Oliver:
Kinky!
Allison:
And I miss talking about life and, other stuff
Oliver:
Very specific.
Claire:
Shut up!
Allison:
I like my parents-
Oliver:
Who says that?
Allison:
I love my parents, but each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright
Oliver:
Smoking... drugs...
Claire:
Just fix it!
Allison:
If I stop smoking crack-
Claire:
Crack?!
Allison:
If I stop smoking pot, then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around, wait and see
'Cause all that it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten- tion!
All you gotta do, is just belive you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me
Oliver:
Are we done yet?
Claire:
Well I can't just give them one email, I wanna show that I was like, a good friend, ya know?
Oliver:
Oh my god
Claire:
Dear Connor Murphy, yes I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and, go on walks
Oliver:
No.
Claire:
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
Oliver:
No!
Claire:
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise!
Oliver:
Absolutely not!
Claire:
Dude, I'm proud of you!
Just keep pushing through!
You're turning around, I can see
Allison:
Wait and see!
Claire & Allison:
'Cause all it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me
Allison:
My sister's hot!
Claire:
What the hell?!
Oliver:
My bad.
Allison:
Dear Evan Hansen, thanks for every note you send
Claire:
Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend
Claire & Allison:
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
Claire:
But not because we're gay...
Allison:
No, not because we're gay
Claire & Allison:
We're close, but not that way!
The only man that I love, is my dad
Allison:
Well anyway
Claire:
You're getting better every day
Allison:
I'm getting better every day!
Claire:
You're getting better, every
Claire & Allison:
Day!
ALL:
Hey hey hey hey!
'Cause all that it takes, is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely-
Claire & Allison:
Miss you dearly
ALL:
Sincerely, Me!
Claire:
Sincerely, Me
ALL:
Sincerely, Me!
Sincerely, me
