Song (Parody)

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by SacroBello

by SacroBello

I felt like I needed to make this song.
Melody: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
Dedicated to the VERY STRAIGHT boy:
Kian Lawley/Kevin Floppydick/Flollipop

[Chorus x2]
Because you know, you know
I'm all about that gay
bout that gay
That gay shit
I'm all about that gay
bout that gay
That gay shit
I'm all about that gay
Bout that gay
That gay shit
I'm all about that gay
Nothing straight.

Yeah it's pretty clear, Kian is not straight
He try to fake, fake it, by lifting heavy weight
But he got that gay gay under his tattoos
All the right flags with all the right rainbows.

He sees those straight guys, trying to imitate
We know that's shit ain't real
Come on now make it stop.
He got that G-A-Y from head to toe
"Every inch of you is perfect, from the bottom to the top"

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah his mama might've told that gay people are not good
(Shoo - wup - wup, sha-oo -wuo wup)
Might have told him that going straight is the right thing to do
(The right thing to do, the whole fam's cuckoo)
We can't stand here, not doing anything
Watch him look dumb
I mean he says he's into girls, why don't we move along.

Nahhh

I'm bringing gay love back
Go 'head and tell those petty straight ships bye
No I ain't playing, get that outta here
Before I do it
Cause every inch of gay is perfect for the bottom to the crotch 😏

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah his mama might've told that gay people are not good
(Shoo - wup - wup, sha-oo -wuo wup)
Might have told him that going straight is the right thing to do
(The right thing to do, hate the sis for days)
We can't stand here, not doing anything
Watch him look dumb
I mean he says he's into girls, why don't we move along

NOPE.

Hope you enjoyed this parody. I might end up doing more of these....I honestly find them fun.