Shmateo: Good On My Tip Toes (COMPLETE)

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5:50 am

TEO

" Young Nigga get up " Ayo said shaking me. I sat up and rubbed my eyes

" how many times I told yo ass don't wake me up " I said, annoyed.

" mane, mama looking for yo ass. Why the fuck u came down to the basement for? " he asked

" cuz yo ass was too loud in that damn room. " I answered, getting up and grabbing my blanket and pillow.

I walked upstairs and got my ass ready for school. I wore my lor jeans in reverse and a Black pyramid shirt with my space Jams. Zavi told us we dancing with another girl tomorrow and we gon meet her at school.

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6:50 am

Zavi came up to us in the hallway while I was coolin. There was this new girl yo, she was a senior I think but she was fine ash. Her ass was bigger then Kim K, ight nah that's a reach but it was still fat.

She was walking deadass towards us, and she stopped.

" hey Zavi " she smiled and waved.

" wassup girl " Zavi nodded.

" you Mateo? " she said pointing to me.

" yea. " I licked my lips, then I remembered I had my mask on.

" you dancing with Jamaria my lor sis right? " she said.

" yeah. " I answered.

" with my older brother Ayo " I added on.

" you got a older brother? " she smirked.

" um yea... " I started to say

" we Ayo and Teo..? " I said, pointing to my mask. She stared at my with a blank face.

" could you slide his number doe? If he ya brother he gotta be a lil cutie too. " She said.

" ion think you want that. " I laughed.

She tilted her head to the side.

" Why? "

I looked at Zavi and we busted out laughing.

Bust em

Bust em

Bust em

Bust em

Bust em

Bitch I'm laughing.

( y'all ignore that. Ion even know why I did that. Just continue the story. )

" Jay, Ayleo' s a hoe. " he said.

She tilted her head again

" so? "

I looked at Zavi again and started dying again.

She just stood there and stared at me.

" whatever Mateo, I'm out bye. " She did a deuces.

" school ain't over! " I yelled at her.

" bitch, I graduated " and she walked out the door.

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8:45 am

Deadass bro, school is boring ash I'm waiting to meet the girl we dancing with.

My ass was coloring when the teacher wanted to call me out.

" can you answer that Mateo? " he said, staring at me.

" if you repeat the question I prolly could " I mumbled.

" Mateo pleas speak up. What's the answer. " the teacher bitch ass said.

" bro, why is it that teachers always call out the kid who ain't paying attention? Homie if you wanted that answer you woulda called on one of these kids with they hand up " someone said. I cranked my head around tryna see who said that, bro I swear I did the Peter Griffin to that bitch. When i found who was talking it was this girl.

Bro, she was bad. She had a big ass chest from what i saw, I ain't seen her ass yet but that don't even matter. You know those girls who skinny with no ass or titties but every nigga fuck with them cuz they beautiful? That's the typa girl she was, but she did have a chest but deadass I wouldn't be less attracted to her if she didn't. 

" Miss Evans, please. " the teacher pointed at her. 

" in just saying, bro. Don't come at homie like that stop tryna embarrass kids. " She said.

" shits aggy " she mumbled.

" excuse me! " the teacher yelled.

" miss evans, don't think you'll get treated special because you're a new student. You're expected to follow the rules regardless so you and Mateo can go to the office. " the teacher yelled.

" What! I ain't even do nothing! " I said standing up

" don't argue with me mateo! " he yelled.

" both of you. Come on, I'll write you a pass. " he said, leading us to his desk. He wrote us passes and the girl was being full time savage.

When she stood up that ass stood with her. Broo, ass, tittes, and she cute? Nah Mateo gonna call dibs.

" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! This my first day in and it's my first day out! Tee Grizzley hoe!" She said, walking out next to me. The whole class started dying.

" bro you lit " I said to her while we walked out the room.

" nah bro, he just aggy " she laugued.

" yoo, already. At least you ain't spend the whole year with him. " I said.

" he gonna be out for our ass. " she said.

" I figure dat. "

" ima call you my lor partner in crime. If you go down, I go down, if I go down, you go down. Ight? " she said.

" I rock with that. " I nodded.

She smiled at me and I laughed a little and shook my head.

" you cute " I said.

" I know " she cheesed. I looked at her. I hate conceited bitches yoo.

" I'm just playing, bro. " she laughed. I laughed too.

We was lit in that office. They called our mom's and stuff and we had to stay there for the rest of the period.

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" bro, she said she lost. Mateo go get her. " Zavi said. We was waiting on this girl to get here. How tf she get lost?

" why me? She prolly just don't want to do it " i said.

" nigga go get her " Zavi said. I sighed and jogged out the door. I marched out that door and went everywhere looking for this bitch. Then I saw my partner in crime

" aye, wassup Mateo can you show me to the gym? " she asked.

" um...yeah. " I said.

I showed her to the gym and then I remembered I was supposed to be getting Jamariana

" oh shit y'all, I forgot. I'll go get her no-"

" took yo ass long enough. C'mon let's start. " Zavi said.

That's Jamariana?

So you telling me she

Bad ash, ass fat, titties on large, she funny, and she dance.

Dibs bro.

Dibs.