Dream Journal

January 29, 2017

I had a hecka weird dream and I don't remember half of it but it was an adventure for sure and in it there were these animals that were sea creatures and were really plush and cute that had their fins attached the wrong way so they couldn't swim and we took them to our lil village and then our village was destroyed by dragons or something???

but then other stuff happens that I can't remember and at the end I get with this HOTTT guy and it's in the sea or something and apparently he was Poseidon's son and I was like daughter of the sea or some dumb thing like that but like ????? #soulmates And at the end I had to go and I was with the fam so we all exited and when we exited we left a freaking museum and we were about to use some crystal in the busy streets to go back home but I was like omg wait round two!!!!

So everyone goes back home except me and seraj and we go back to the museum and I'm sprinting towards the water boy's section and mrs SHACKLE IS at the front LIKE "oh welcome back its been five hours since you last came" (we just left, time moves differently I guess)

and I pull into the huge room and it's crowded af and I can't find sea dude aka bf who is also the prince of the sea or something but ROYALTY which means #BANK #MONEY

and I find him surrounded by a group of people + girls who are looking at him THIRSTY afffff so I'm like whatever I'm not doing this here and I get all sad and I start to walk out while seraj is trying out the parkour or something.

now this half of the dream is reoccurring af and I've gotten it before but like he finds me and xoxoxo 😩😉 (jk u freaks) and then we go down to dinner and I'm really nervous bc we're gonna get our future told and then I have to hit an arrow at the target or something to prove I'm worthy for him and the kingdom?????

But we get our future and she says that we'll be perfect together and will live happily ever after and so since it's in third person I don't see this but the guy pulls a freaking wedding ring box out of his pocket before looking at me and putting it back (YA GIRL BOUT TO BE RICH FAMOUS AND MARRIED IN ONE DAY)

but so as we are about to get a table and start eating we thinks it's gonna be romantic af when siKe seraj appears and is hungry too tffff you fatass

so he joins us and then as the place closes we're the last ones in there and we tell seraj to go outside and we'll be there in a second so before we can even speak to each other in private kathow! sum ugly hoe and her friend come up in this and start doing sum voodoo black magic ??1?2?!2

and me and the prince inhale it and seraj runs to get help so before we pass out we're helped out and the two people disappear.

GET THIS: the hot prince turns into a sea horse lookin ass dude and I magically fall in love with the black magic friend ????

So everyone is wondering why I'm acting strange while trying to cure the prince and they think I don't like him any more because of how he looks:( (ok at least he's still rich)

and I'm like ok chill I've found a new man!!!! and the dream continues and I get out of my spell but the prince is still uglyyyyy like he is literally a sea horse

and the dream ends but let's pretend that if the dream continued that he would turn back HOT and we would go back and live happily ever after the end tf