Ok so in this dream I was an actress or something and I think I was auditioning for beauty and the beast but I can't really remember.
The supporting role guy was British and lookin pretty fine and just moved across the street from us and I didn't know how old he was (it was summer after eighth grade) and a didn't wanna ask but he only seemed a year or two older.
So basically he comes over one day and he keeps coming over and my little sister totally loves him and then we start dating but the whole time I'm like wait maybe he doesn't actually like me omg
and so there's this irrelevant scene where I'm teaching a grandma how to shut the car doors with that little black button and every time we shut it the car goes down from the driveway up to the point where the wheel crushes my cheese stick (tragic) and so I go to throw away something???
and when I do there's this disgusting gooey mixture that's poured onto me and so obv I flip out but not before I check who the dumb hoe is that threw it on me.
And it ends up being this lil b who is our age but basically my bf beats his ass while I check this computer he brought and it has these "prank plans" and this guy ends up being the same guy who trashed our house before so obviously I'm ticked tf off and I wait till he regenerates (BC the beating was that bad) and the moment he does I start chasing this b
and we run towards the right side of the neighborhood and while chasing after this hoe he does a short cut behind Hannah's old house but I'm like lol as if I care so I follow and I realize that I'm not chasing to catch him but I'm chasing to find out where he lives so I can beat him later and he ends up living in that one house that whenever we turn the corner of the neighborhood before seeing hope's house.
It's the one with the old lady in it that no one ever comes out of and is kind of across the street from hope's.
But anyways there's a girl waiting in front like "who is she" and she's much younger and I'm like "hey your friend is very hurt" because I'm grabbin this b and LITERALLY folding him like a lawn chair and she's all like "oh father is coming he'll be so happy you brought someone" and I'm like um how bout no so I bounce but before I do I toss this b across the driveway and then as I'm doing such "father" materializes in the driveway and I'm like oh shiiieeettttt
so I gtfo and I can't recall the rest but basically me and British hottie and Seraj all fight these evil hoes and we win and then my doubts of bf not actually liking me erase from my mind if you catch my drift (nothing messed up I swear just a lil speech and some xox)
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