Ways to ignore a math problem.

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a/n: HEEEEEEYYYYY!~ its tsuki once more with her stupidity~ Another role play~ well, my week is now much more complex than ever... To start with, school, music classes, homework, essays, dance class, afterschool on mondays and fridays and saturdays (SCREW THE TEACHERS! =_=),and etc... But who cares! you readers are here to read some random crap, am i right?~ or am i right? romano: *shoots tsuki in the head* no, just no... ^-^ Well, enjoy!

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-voice behind the scene: *has a megaphone* ANNNNNDDDD ACTION!-

Random comercial guy: Okay people, boys and girls, aliens or not, I  will now show you ways of ignoring a math problem! Here it goes!

Okay, so i will use this guy * grabs pedro* to walk around the house and ask a math question... the people he ask the question will be the people to show you peers what to do in a horrible situation like this...

Pedro: *goes to spain* hey Espana...

Spain: si?~

Pedro: can you answer a math question?

Spain: i guess so?

Pedro: A bat and a ball cost a dollar and ten cents in total. The bat costs a dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

spain: Oh, that's...Thats um uhhh....

Pedro: *grins*

Spain: ummmm..... *acts like someone called him* COMMMMIIIINNNNGGG!~ *walks away*

Pedro: pffft- 

Simply ignore the person who asked you the question! now, if that doesnt work...

Tsuki: *pops out of nowhere* HAAAAIII!~

Pedro: Hola!~ hey, can you answer a math problem?

Tsuki: sure, what?

Pedro: A bat and a ball cost a dollar and ten cents in total. The bat costs a dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Tsuki:...........MAI BRAIN HURTS! *shoots pedro with a gun, then stabs him in the eyes and ripped them out and feeds it to raven (its basicly shon's pet raven...litteraly...)*

That's another way to ignore a math problem! Pedro: *crying* im getting beat up for this? I quit- *comercial guy stabs pedro, pedro screams in the background* But if that doesn't work, then maybe this!!! 

Pedro: *shivering, walks up to russia* u-ummm...mr.r-russia?

Russia: ^J^ da?

pedro: c-could you maybe answer a math question for me?

Russia: hmm, a question, da? okay...

Pedro: *gulps* okay...A bat and a ball cost a dollar and ten cents in total. Th-the bat costs a dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Russia:...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*grabs his pipe, and beats the living crap out of pedro*

That HAD to work... So basicly, if they ask you a question you dont know and do not wish to answer, beat the fucking shit out of them okay? And if that doesnt work, call Yumi, she knows what to do...


-The voice behind the scene: *talks in his megaphone again* CUUT! thats was terrific guys! Good job!-

Pedro: *sniff sniff* why do i get hurt?

Tsuki: *hugs pedro* shhhhh~ there there.....

Spain: *gives churros to pedro* the comercial ended, we can now live happy ^-^

Pedro: *clings on tsuki and cries*

Tsuki: shhhh~ its alright....... Spain, we might wanna bake lots of sweets...

Spain: *nods*

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ANNNNDDDD~ thats a wrap up! XD poor Pedro.... well, thats the end of this chapter, untill next time!

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