Why me?!

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a/n: Heeey~ Here's a little bit of something I like doing most of the time! And that my friends, is roleplaying. Enjoy~

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Tsuki: *drags shon (a russian vampire)  towards the viewers* okay~ Shon, you're up!

Shon: Eh?! whah?!

Tsuki: =_= seriously? You don't know what time it is?

Shon: well I thought that it was time for me to stay sleeping...

Tsuki: pffft-please Shon, as if you were to sleep. you spend your entire life wide awake. I bet you don't know how a bed feels like.

Shon: *grins* what was that?~

tsuki: 0.o I wish I could take back what I said...

Shon: But still, why me?!

tsuki: I wuv you~

Shon: =_= bitch.

Tsuki: oh, speaking of "wuv", remember the time big sis made us do?

shon: *confused* whah?

Tsuki: *facepalms* and I thought I was stupid.

Shon: ...

Tsuki: we...we....we uh...

shon: DON'T! Don't say it...

Tsuki: WE KISSED---

Shon: *death glares* I am so going to torture you right now...

Tsuki: *sticks tongue out at him*

shon: YOU BITCH---

*spongebob hours later voice*

- 6 hours later-

Tsuki: *hurt, has bruises all over* and~ We're back! so, how about a little story Shon? What do you say, can you stand making a short story with me?~

Shon: i'd rather die a million times than do that.

Tsuki: *hurt expression* okay okay, I see now how things are... and to think I gave you three pounds of blood!

Shon: =_= no, just, no...

Tsuki: Alright then! so once opon a time there lived a guy.

Shon: *sighs* umm, This guy was gay..

Tsuki: =_= well, anywho, he went walking one day-

Shon: and sucked lunatas dick-

Tsuki: Lunata's a girl...

Shon: *sticks middle finger up at me* I dont giva crap.

Pedro: *pops out of nowhere* hola~

Tsuki:.............. hi?

Shon: Oh thank God he's here to replace me, da?

Tsuki: pedro, watchu doing here?

Pedro: I heard that you and Shon---

Shon: Tsuki, I think it's time to kill a bitch.

Tsuki: ^-^ *pulls out a hammer* Pedro~ Wanna new makeover?~

Pedro: 0.o what the hell?!

- Tsuki and Shon beats the living crap out of pedro-

Tsuki: well, I'm done for now...

Shon: *drinking pedro's blood in a cup* yeah, me too.

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Well, thats a wrap up! untill next time~

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