♛: biscuits for sale

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by shoobari

by shoobari

Sweet glazed lips, hazelnut eyes dripping with buttery gold

Strawberry hair your hand can wrap around and hold

Elan coat plus she's easy to nail

Sir, are you interested in this biscuit for sale?

Thick hips, big tits, curves like a country road,

She might say no but she's just playing her role.

And if she tries to run, just smack her tail

Sir, are you interested in this biscuit for sale?

How about this one?

Sir, are you sure?

Her heart holds thick rind, her soul so couture

Does she have a good laugh?

Oh dear no sir

Perfect- in fact, by the looks of things

she looks more than worth it.

He laced her fingers, gently as if frail

Leading his purchase out with cash

As his hands awaited the door-

the salesman hollered at his tail

Thank you for shopping at Society's Trash.

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"My biscuits are not on discount so fuck you," I said to these fuckboys.