ch 10. SQUID
Spongebob and Sandy were in the treehouse, and it was 5:59 am in the calm summer morning. Sandy was still sleeping, while Spongebob just recently woke up, only to see the the most beautiful thing in his life; His wife. He was leaning on his arm, and was glancing at Sandy. He saw her beautiful pink nose, and her beautiful eyes glistening in the morning sun. Spongebob couldn't resist, so he gave her a kiss, until he heard a loud constant ringing from his shell phone.
Spongebob got out of his bed, and was striding towards the phone, making him cringe, due to how early it was in the morning. He finally picked up the phone and responded. " H-hello?" Spongebob answered with a rasp hoarse voice, until he heard an automated voice. " This is a Bikini Bottom prison collect call. Do you accept?". Spongebob quickly looked over his shoulder, looking at his ever so beautiful wife sleeping. He clenched the phone tightly in his hand and squinted. "Yes" Spongebob said, trying to prove a point, until he remembered it was a recorded voice on the phone, so he calmed down a little.
The phones background changed, and he heard many other voices, he heard silent breathing, then he heard it. "Hi Spongebob" someone said all nasally. Spongebob knew that instant that it was Squidward. He got closer to the phone and replied. " What do you want, you calamari piece of no good shit". Squidward chuckled sarcastically. "Im glad i killed your dumb friend" Squidward clarified. A tear rolled down Spongebobs face. Spongebob was now crushing the phone in his hand. "Listen you bastard, ive had enough of your bullshit. Thats all that comes out of your mouth. A constant spill of bullshit, well ive got news for you shit head. Im gonna get you, and when i do, im going to clean out your filthy act, in fact, im going to clean you up so well, im going to have to drain out all of your blood, and you know what i have to do to make you bleed out". Squidward stopped chuckling. "Youve got balls Spongebob. Its funny how i take something valuable from you, and the outcome is good, well at least for me, but i do have respect for you. How 'bout you come and prove your statement, Spongeboob" Spongebob was furious. " First of all, its Spongebob bitch, and second, you have no idea what im going to do to you, when im going to do it, how im going to do it, and where im going to do it, but one thing we both know for sure is, your fucked".
Spongebob felt brave, and slammed his phone back on the cartridge. He sighed, wiped his tears, and wanted to walk back to bed, but as' soon as he turned around, he saw his wife standing right behind him, arms crossed, with a frown. "Shit" Spongebob exclaimed.
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SBSP: Death Crisis
FanfictionA story full of tragedy and rage under the sea. A tragic tale about friends forever. A tale about death, sadness, anger, nervousness, a little bit of love, you name it. But when someone dies in Bikini Bottom, its a death crisis.
