Hindu religion is one of the oldest religion to have ever existed and this religion has given something to the world called Yoga.
But look at the stories they provide, they're as fun to read as Mother Goose, Pinnochio, Humpty Dumpty etc.
There's a god with the head of an elephant, and he is totally acceptable, no problemo whatsoever but a kid with the head of a human even by mistake says something to that imaginary beast, "that elephant god needs a change" and viola your family is ready to go to a fucking street magician who performs in temples and have you brainwashed by him
And the story of this elephant head nigga is also quite funny.
Just like wonder woman, this guy was created by some sorta dust by a female goddess, "Parvati" but at that time that god had a normal head, but the husband didn't know, (which is the confusing part, because the husband "Shiva" knows every human thought, has a third eye that can see through everything and all but he didn't know that his wife created a kid from dust particles) and the wife on the same day instructs the kid to keep a watch outside her dorm, as she does some "important work" and the husband comes with his party watching a kid outside his wife's dorm and tells the kid to fuck off and the kid refuses and this Shiva who was supposed to be the TRINITY as they claim just uses his Trident (he also carried a Trident like Poseiden) and just slices the fucking head from the rest of the body of a kid, and he is supposed to be a God we should pray to, they call him the god of destruction, so Fucking logical, abd then they say science got no answers religion does with all this bullshit, anyway back to the story the wife runs listening to the kid who yelled for the last time and died, which I didn't really care for, and she starts crying, I'm like the fuck Bitch, you could just make another clay kid, what's so special about him? You a god as it is, why do you care if one dies you can just make another one but no, she forced the husband to revive him and instead of using his super powers by reversing time or something like that, if they're gods such abilities must exist with them unless they're human creations. Oh and what brilliant idea the husband has to revive the kid, he asks his followers to find a fucking head of another human and when they only find a baby elephant, they decapitate him and fit on this kid because he's a God's child. As if the elephant was a son of a bitch.
And viola the ELEPHANTIASIS GOD was born.
The story is completely idiotic, I bet even Cyborg's origin story is more logical than this.
Even wolverine for fuck sakes has a much more logical story background compared to this.
And they expect me to pray to the elephant head guy just because his father decapitated a fuckin elephant to revive the kid which is completely senseless.
"It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya" - George Carlin
