Sasunaru Oneshots

No Regerts

A/N: In which Sasuke goes to the tattoo parlor.
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He'd texted eight times. Called five. Face-timed two.
No answer. No response.
Needless to say, he was worried.
And believe it or not, when he was this worried, this anxious, he drank.
"Narutoooo! Open the door! Baka!"
No noises.
"Usuratonkachi! Answer meeeee!"
Again, he was met with silence.
"Look! Baby~, I'm sorry!"
He huffed, and puffed, and tried to blow down the door.
It didn't work.
"Damnit!"
He threw himself at the door's ledge, pounding and knocking away. He paused.
Crickets quietly chirped in the distance.
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Let's rewind to before Sasuke, mentioned drunk, had upset his boyfriend, soon to be husband, of ten years.
He had just been so busy with all of his missions, he had forgotten it.
Forgotten our ten year anniversary,
A voice in his head stated. Sasuke bit his lip.
He worked so much! How was this his fault?
Now Naruto, said boyfriend, had shut him out, ran off to Kami knows where, and Sasuke was feeling hungover.
"Fuck."
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Fast-forward to right after he realized Naruto wasn't home, or wasn't going to let him in, he stormed away to a near bar.
After downing another few glasses, he began exploring.
If he's not going to have fun with me, I'll have fun by myself!
Thinking critically, he slowly decided  one thing that Naruto wouldn't like on Sasuke.
Making his way across the street, he chuckled quite foolishly.
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"Welcome to Snake Eyes. We have tattoos and piercings." Orochimaru's tongue flickered in delight.
"Oh~, well I'm here for a tattoo, not a piercing."
"Ah, I see. I'll bring you our book of drawings. We're also able to draw out something you want, especially if you just want words."
"Hn. I want words if that works."
Orochimaru squinted his eyes, nodding.
"Yes. Shall we get started?"
"Sureee."
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And after about three hours, Sasuke had something similar to what he wanted.
"Whaaat! Why's it spelled wrong!"
The older man's eyes widened.
"It is?"
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Naruto was passing his local grocery store, teary eyed from kicking out the love of his life. As he rounded the corner to the alleyway up to his house, he spotted someone.
With surprise, he dropped his groceries and rushed to the hunched-over form of his boyfriend.
"Baka!"
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When Sasuke woke up to the warmth of his boyfriend and a cool cloth on his forehead, he was so happy he could cry.
"I'm so sorry, Naruto."
Turning toward Sasuke boop-ed his nose.
"It's fine. I guess I overreacted. I know how hectic work can be."
He smiled, nuzzling his nose into the other's neck.
"No. I should've payed more attention."
Naruto's smile comforted him.
However, when he rolled over, he noticed that his left ass-cheek was extremely sore.
"I'm gonna run to the bathroom."
"Alright."
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His butt had every reason to be sore...
Because a simple 'No Regerts' was tattooed on his ass.
And when he showed Naruto, all he did was laugh so hard he peed.
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A/N: This was based off a Milky Way commercial.
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