Hoe Tips

a hoes bookbag

a proper hoe always has her bookbag fully stocked. better to have this shit and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

-your house key, getting locked out seriously sucks. breaking into your house is never fun.

-multiple pens, pencils, markers, whatever. those things disappear like my mom. always have extra.

-pad/tampon/ whatever period products you use, or have a few of each. be prepared. those things aren't always on a set schedule. plus if a friend's in an emergency, you can play hero.

-some form of pain killer. nothing felony worthy or anything, just something like advil, midol, ib proufen or tylenol for cramps, headaches, etc. I keep a pill container on my keychain with a few Tylenol.

-something to snack on, especially if you dont have lunch until later in the day, or you don't have lunch at all.

-body spray, something not too strong, you dont want to be the girl to gas everyone out. preferably something ph based? also deodorant.

-tissues, not just for runny noses

-an abundance of allergy supplies. i'm talking eyedrops, nasal spray, even benadryl if you can fight the sleep.

-gum, its scientifically proven to help in school. but keep that shit on the low. everybody be bums nowadays. "can i get some gum" "no but you can gum yo ass to the store tf"

- a charger

-earbuds because i don't fw any of these annoying ass lil kids

-maybe some extra clothes for gym, or even just in case something happens (at least in your locker)

-extra makeup (if you so desire, not a necessity)

-a few dollars for lunch or a drink or whatever your hoe heart feels is right.

-if you're like me, and you have thick ass, unruly ass hair, HAIR TIES, SCUNCIS OR BANDS WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM ARE IMPORTANT

i think that's it, but if y'all find something that should be on this leave please drop a comment and i will definitely add it. same goes if you have suggestions for this book, i have an upcoming hygiene part so, just anything to would like to see :)

in the meantime, prosper, my hoes <3