I went to sleep last night with my dog by my side when I heard a noise from the bathroom. I slid my hand from under the covers and felt my dog lick my hand, so I slowly went back to sleep. I woke up again from the noise and let my hand over the bed. Again my dog licked it. Once again I heard the noise and now half awake I went to figure out what it was. I opened the bathroom door and saw my dog, handing from the shower, with its throat slit. I turned to run away when some writing on the wall caught my eye. Humans can lick too.
