My weird life

Random quotes

So these are random quotes me and my friends came up with at school
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My lil sis,she is in elementary school but told me it on the bus

violence is never the answer,unless your Kayla (me) then violence is always the answer
Me-Hell yes
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Owen,my cousin

Dofis is crazy (this one makes no sense)
Me-Who is dofis?
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Tristen,Veronica's boyfriend

If you think you scare me,your wrong the only thing that scares me is your heart beating
Me-sick bruh
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Veronica

GO.TO.SLEEP!
Me-Jeff rip off
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RizuDatAnimeGirl

There's a rainbow in my eye's...
Me-ok...

I'm pinky the owl and i'm a man!
Me-lol
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Mine,I have a lot but they weren't made up at school,I got them off the internet so they're not mine

I'm BORED of being BORED because being BORED is BORING

I'm not crazy
I'm creatively insane

The roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The demons run circles
Round and round in my head

*BOOM*
Mom: What was that?
Me: My shirt fell
Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that
Me: ......I was in it

I'm NOT arguing
I'm simply explaining why i'm right

Some people just need a high-five
.............In the face............With a chair

READ OUT LOUD PLZ

This is (this) cat
This is (is) cat
This is (how) cat
This is (to) cat
This is (keep) cat
This is (an) cat
This is (idiot) cat
This is (busy) cat
This is (for) cat
This is (forty) cat
This is (seconds) cat

NOW READ THE WORDS IN THESE ( )SEPRITLY

MATH:
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

The more you weigh
The harder you are to kidnap
Stay safe
Eat cake

PATIENCE:
What you have when there are too many witnesses

I'm NOT weird
I'm limited edition

I'm NOT insulting you
I'm DESCRIBING you

live,laugh,love
If that dosen't work
LOAD,AIM,FIRE
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WELL THAT'S ALL THE QUOTES I HAVE

BYE LOSERS