All nite I couldn't sleep because I was thinkin bout Shauna and Devon. is she really his fifth cousin. I decided to call the one man tht knows.
*Phone Convo*
Me: hello
Maury: yes who am speaking to
Me: it's Rozonda
Maury: who
Me: Chilli
Maury: no I'm not chilly
Me: No.... Chilli from TLC
Maury: The Learning Channel
Me: NO the group T-boz, Lefteye, and me Chilli
Maury: well Chally or Chulli or ---
Me: IT'S CHILLI DO U NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU
Maury: why r u telling me ur chilly turn down your A.C. I know how to spell chilly
Me: *sighs* nvm I'll jus call da gurls
Maury: da who
*Phone Convo End *
So I decide to call the gurls nd Devon nd Shauna. they come ova my house for a lil chat.
Lisa: so wassup
Me: I jus wanted to have a lil chat nd I feel comfortable 'round my gurls so I invited u over along wit Devon and Shauna.
Devon: wht u wanna talk bout
Me: u nd Shauna
Devon: why I discussed dis wit u
Lisa: WELL OBVIOUSLY SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE U SO DATS WHY SHE WANNNA TALK!!!
Tionne: really Lisa
Lisa: sorry he bein dumb rite now
Me: well I thought about it and---
Lisa: mmmhmm she thought about it
Tionne: Lisa seriously pick ur moments
Lisa: sorry
Me: I thought and I think you r her bf
Devon: to my fifth cuz
Me: no to ur gf which is not me of course
Devon: ok baby listen let me explain. she is not my fifth cousin. we were thinkin about gettin married at one time so I gave her my last name. we got into this argument and I broke up with her. thts it.
Me: thts it
Devon: yes
Tionne: u lied to her
Devon: I thought she would be mad
Lisa: well u thought wrong. u don't know Ro like dat. jus explain. to her and she'll understand. plus Shauna over there the one tht started this. Shauna if y'all broke up dont attack the other girlfriend and make drama.
Me: Shauna, let me jus say dis, I'm pretty sure he broke up wit u to get away from u cuz u ratchet.
Shauna: how am I ratchet
Tionne: did u jus say how u ratchet
Lisa: gurl I thought red yellow blue and purple were da colors in a rainbow not stuff u put in ur hair
Tionne: and it's in da middle of summer, why u got a long sleeve shirt on wit some shorts
Lisa: wht u got glove wit wholes in the fingers
Tionne: why u got black nail polish
Lisa: why u got tennis shoe high heels they don't look rite
Tionne: why u got a--
Shauna: ok I get it
Tionne: -- a tattoo dat look like a piece of poop
Shauna : it's a eagle I did myself imma tattoo artist
So after all the argument and stuff everyone left and I went to bed it was so late. I think I can trust him enough to be my bf.
