The dreaded dinner

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"Hi mom hi dad, how was the trip to Gotham?" You awkwardly say when you open  the door. J is still in the bathroom fixing his hair because he insists that it has to look perfect. "Oh honey the trip was fine, we even saw batman saving people from a man in a question mark costume! How neat is that?" Your mother excitedly says. "Y/N, where's your partner that you were telling us about?" Your father interrupts.
"Um yes, he is uh just getting ready. He wants to make a good impression. Just, please mom, please dad don't freak out okay?" You plead. Your parents are familiar with who the Joker is even though they live outside Gotham city, yet they are completely unaware that their daughter is the girlfriend of the most powerful king of Gotham.

"Hello Mr. And Mrs. Y/L/N, allow me to properly introduce myself. I am the Joker, yes, the joker. And I must say Y/N is truly a special girl and very special in the bedroom." The joker growls when he says bedroom. You start to get very heated and flushed. You see the look of fright on your parents faces and you quickly try to allay the situation.
"Hahah good one Jay, how about some dinner you two must be starving after the trip." You try to laugh it off, however your parents don't seem to be amused.
"HA HA HA your parents are fun Y/n!" The Joker laughs. "So Mr. Joker..." "Mrs. Y/l/n, please call me jay, you may continue" joker interrupts. "Um what is exactly that you do for a living?" Your mother politely asks, but you know she is freaking the hell out.
"That is a very good question, you see Mrs. Y/l/n, Gotham is such a dreary place to be, everyone being too serious with no time for jokes. I make the time for jokes. HA HA HA I want  to make people smile at my antics. I WANT TO HAVE POWER. And Y/N is my queen, the fire in my loins, my sexy doll, and the only one I trust." You start to blush and a smile creeps on your face as you look down into the bowl of soup Frost made for everyone.
Joker takes your hand and kisses it. Your parents seem a little relieved and happy that their daughter found someone who loves her in some way or another, not that conventional, but deep down that clown loves y/n.

Your parents leave and give you and Joker a hug. They leave to go to the hotel near your luxurious apartment penthouse while you and Jay have other plans to attend to.

"Jay, for all the time we have been together and having you know...sex, it's intense, rough, kinky and many other things. I was thinking that tonight we could um... make love? Have a passionate night?" You feel awkward asking, embarrassed and very shy. The joker at first laughs and smirks and realizes that you are serious. He the realizes that this means a lot to you so he complies. "Sure y/n" joker kisses you with love and passion while he leads you to the bedroom for a wonderful night.

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