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Pearl X Mayor Dewey

Pearl sighed as she sat on Amethyst's face. She knew today was going to be a special day. Amethyst said
"Hey, P. What are you doing? What's wrong?"
It came out muffled and felt uncomfortable since Pearl was still on top of her. She got off and started crying.
"Woah, woah, tell me what's wrong. What happened?"
Pearl screamed
"MAYOR DEWEY THINKS IM HIS DADDY!!"
Amethyst blinked.
"I WAS PLAYING DEEPTHROAT BY MY FAVORITE ARTIST CUPCAKE CUZ I WAS FEELING A LITTLE BIT HOR- NEVERMIND. I WAS JUST SINGING THAT SONG AND THEN MAYOR DEWEY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CALLED ME DADDY."
"Um ok. I'm guessing I'm dreaming right now so uh bye" Amethyst ran out of the room.
Pearl smiled. She teleported into mayor deweys office. Now she knew what had to happen. The mayor looked surprised and was startled.
"Oh uh, hey Stevens sister!"
"I'm not Stevens sister. I'm kind of like his mother, or aunt. Since his mother died giving birth to him and left him with the weight of all her problems and makes him feel guilty about what's she's done to our homeworld."
Mayor Dewey nodded.
"Yeah that sounds nice."
Pearl saw something become larger in Mayor Deweys pants. It was moving. And vibrating?
"So, I was here to get some political favors," Pearl said, staring at his pants.
"YES OF COURSE! Anything for your daddy~." He winked.
For a brief moment Pearl got triggered and remembered a time when Amethyst had said that to her. And Rose also, a really really really long time ago.
And for some reason Mayor Dewey started looking like Rose.
"Rose, I miss you."
"What?"
"WHY THE FUCK DID U CALL ME UR DADDY?"
"Um why not." The mayor said sexily in his daddy voice.
"Because only rose can say thot u bitch."
"But I didn't call u a thot."
"Smh bye bitch."
"Wait come!!! BAck!!"
"I'm never coming into you." He started crying big, wet, moist tears.
When Pearl heard him she almost cried out of joy. She loved seeing humans suffer. Except Steven and Connie.
"I'll do anything for you to see my big wet frog collection." He sniffed.
"OO h my stars!! You never told me!! I love big wet frogs!!"
"Will u call me daddy."
Pearl stabbed him with her spear. Not now, not ever. Mayor Dewey was such a Bitch ass hoe.
Well, she hoped garnet would help her find the frog collection. And she hoped amethyst did something to her ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)