"Ooo yeah" trump said to the wall. He always got turned on when he saw it. "All I wanna do is slurp slurp and lick lick you." He told the wall smexily. His orange hair almost fell of his head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) whenever he saw that sexy looking wall. It was always hard and long. It lasted for miles.
"You're even better than my three (two?) ex wives put together." He cooed. The only other person that was as good as the wall was deb-chan. The only thing wrong with her was that she had sex with her one true love, math. That made Donald furious. So he had an affair with the wall. He spent billions of dollars on it so people wouldn't ride it or try to go on the other side. But people always managed to get through him. That made Donny mad cuz only he could go inside the wall 😤️.
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