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Pearl X Lapis

Lapis was really not feeling that good today. She was feeling extra emo and depressed. In times like this, she always had a plan and did some stuff with Peridot. But today, she was stuck in the temple because Peridot was helping Garnet and Amethyst get Steven back from his trial in homeworld. For some reason, Pearl was the one who stayed. She was in her room which was full of water and wetness. Lapis loved wetness and water.She was tempted to call her when she suddenly appeared in front of her.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Pearl said.
"What the fuck??!!" Lapis screamed and almost destroyed Stevens plumbing system.
"How the hell did u even say that?" Lapis asked.
"I don't even know. Anyways, since everyone's out what do u want to do?~~~" Pearl smirked.
"Um, I was thinking maybe make some sand castles."
Pearl blinked and stood there for a moment. Then she started laughing like a maniac.
"HA HA HA HA. WOW, now I know why Stevens your friend. You're  so oblivious and such an overrated character."
"What?" Lapis didn't realize she was in a tv show.
"So is this pg? Or pg 13?"
"It's rated X" Pearl said smexily.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" lapis said.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Pearl said.
Suddenly peridot burst through The door.
"What the hell are u two doing."
She walked in on them with Marks all over them. Mark was a nice guy.
"Um just having some fun!!" Lapis said.
"Yeah mayor deweys COMING over later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Pearl and lapis made out.
"Oh yes " said Peridot.
"No stop." Said garnet and amethyst in unison.
"Please don't do this Pearl. Not again." Amethyst said as she almost started crying. You could see the tiniest of tears fall out of garnets eyeholes.
"O my galaxies amethyst. It's just a prank. Lmao."
"Really??!!" Everyone gasped in surprise. Even blue diamond.
"Nah jk." Lapis said as she betrayed the crystal gems and never said sorry for stealing the ocean or making Jasper feel horrible things and almost killing Steven.
"Yikes." Pearl said.
"What?" Lapis asked.
"I can hear every thought that's going through ur head since we're in a fanfiction."
"How cum I can't?"
"Cuz ur overrated."
"BOOM!!" Amethyst said.
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