6/21/17
Guys, what the fuck? I'm not even over the shock of 300 yet. You guys are insane. I'm not even that great! Why me? I don't write that well. I really don't deserve any of you, but since you're all here, I'm guessing you aren't leaving. I mean, the door's always open, but I'm real thankful for all of you. I need a corner to cry in. *looks around frantically* Fuck. Whatever. That'll be later. For now, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! *clears throat* And, uh, I'm Demon, signing off.
*Demon bounds off, squealing with excitement*
