Will
"Dare you hurt her, you asshole"
As if on cue, we both turn our heads at once. There standing at the entrance of the alleyway is the Cinderella who escaped the party after leaving a massive bruise to my insanely handsome face.I scan her from head to toe which dosen't take much time considering the fact that she is too small. I almost burst out laughing because of her appearance. Almost. She is wearing a baby pink onesie with a hood, topped with large rabbit ears on the hood. Seriously, Which sane person would wear a onesie!!Is this girl for real?
"Charlie!!Don't speak in unparliamentary language.How many times should I tell you!",the girl trapped between me and the wall calls out glaring at the girl in the onesie.
"Seriously Kiara, That is the least of your concerns right now." The onesie girl calls out.
"That still isn't a reason for you to start swearing at a person."
"Fine! Get your hands off her you macadamia nut!!"
"Hey, But I love them."
"How can you even think about liking them? They are absolutely Yuck!!"
"Are you crazy!!Macadamia nuts are the best. We should hurry you to the orthopedist to get your tastebuds checked."
"Orthopedists examine bones Kiara.Not tongues."
"Really,I always thought orthopedists check up our tongue since it is a muscle.Well,Then who checks up on tongues then?"
I am completely flabbergasted at how their discussion headed from me being an asshole to orthopedics. Are these girls for real?
Wait..How dare they ignore the topic at hand? How dare they sidetrack me? How dare they ignore my six feet of hotness? How dare they...
"Aargh!!" I stomp my foot on the ground.
That seems to snap them back to reality as they both turn towards me. Kiara looks sligthly terrified while the onesie girl is glaring at me.
"Do you not understand English? Back off while I let you. The consequences will be bad if I come there" Onesie girl states.
"Try me",I snarl. Her whole face twists in anger.She reminds me of a bull scratching its leg against the ground before charging ahead. She turns red and all that is missing is steam from her nose and ears. She looks very adorable. Wait...Will, what's wrong with you? How can you call your enemy adorable? Get a hold Will! Get a hold!
She charges ahead towards me but she trips on her own feet and falls forward.
I start laughing out loud so hard that I clench my eyes shut.Suddenly a booming noise fills the alleyway. I then realize that it the noise of someone crying.
Actually, Crying is an understatement.More like bawling their eyes out.I open my eyes to see a baby hanging off the back of the onesie girl.
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Teen FictionPROLOGUE.. "You cant do this to me!!",She yelled. I just walked away from her.I have had this same scene played out more times than I care to admit.Well,I am not to blame. I told her and every freaking person before(who yelled at me) that "I dont do...
