Will
"Kids these days! That is why we recommend sex education in school these days. They don't know how to zip their own pants but move onto producing babies." the old nurse who was changing the baby's diaper states.
"I can zip my own pants!" I protest.
"That's the only thing you got from the whole speech?" she raises a shaped eyebrow.
"This is the last time I am telling you Old lady, So listen properly. I am not the kid's father. I don't even know the creep's name. So stop bothering me and spray something on his bum. It stinks! And Yeah..Make it fast. I need to leave. I am getting sick of this place." I growled.
"That's what they all say" she says with a scowl on her face. I am about to go ballistic on her face when she yet again places the creep in my hands. What's with people and placing babies in my hands. The creep immeadiately starts wailing again. Like Dude!! What did I ever do to you? I did not even ask for you!
"Here, Use this the next time!", saying this the Old lady places a brown cover in one of my free hand and leaves the room.
I slowly try to peep into the bag ignoring the wailing creep in my hands and What I see inside makes my blood boil and all I see is red.
"I am NOT the father!",I shout angrily at the door but the Old lady is already out of ear's reach to hear me. I throw myself on the chair with the creep in my hands. I heave a sigh not caring that the creep is still wriggling and wailing in my hands.
I close my eyes but I can't even rest my eyes because because the creep is wriggling in my hands," What did I ever do to you creep? Please shut the fuck up! Would ya?"
Suddenly he starts smirking again. I start panicking slightly and come on, you cannot blame because the last time this creep was smirking he wet his pants. I am staring at him wide eyed when he starts getting teary eyed yet again. "Fuck! Not again",I say out loud. And guess what?....The kid is smirking yet again.
I bring him to eyelevel and look into his eyes and tell,"Fuck". And this time the creep is giving out a full blown smile.
"Bastard",I test again,a giggle this time.
"Asshole",a megawatt smile.
"Dickhead",laughter this time.
Ooh! This guy is obsessed with swear words. That's easy. If this is what babysitting is like I can do it with my eyes closed. I can close my and imagine the onesie girl and the swear words make their way to my mind on cue.
"Motherfucking bitch of a bastard" I yell out loud.
The waiting room is filled with giggles of the creep in my hand when a voice I dread to hear is heard.
"What do you think you are doing using such swear words in front of a little kid?" the onesie girl comes in wheeling in her wheelchair. As if on cue the creep starts wailing again.
"See you are making him cry now you macadamia nut",she says while wheeling herself toward me. She takes the creep from my hand and coos sweet words to the wailing creep.
"That's not going to work. Now watch how to calm him down!", I say rather cockily.
I crouch down to their level and look directly into the creep's face and say, "Faggot".The creep is still wailing.
"Fuck",I try again but this time the creep only starts wailing even more loudly if that's possible and burries his face into the crook of onesie girl's neck.
"Shut up you macadamia nut! See what you have done now." ,She bellows and start cooing sweet words to the creep and the creep stops wailing. That lying son of a creep.
I look at the onesie girl and see her checking me out. I get my infamous smirk back in place and say,"Take a picture it lasts longer."
"What?",she says.Hah! Gotcha! Did she think I wouldn't notice."Done checking me out onesie girl." I say cockily.
She snorts and starts checking me out again and says,"I'm not checking you out you Macadamia Nut! I am glaring at you."
"Oh!" is all I manage to get out. What! Don't judge me! I have never been glared at in my life. And this girl is just so freaking adorable that even her glaring is so damn cute. Oh No!! What have I been thinking? You don't call your enemy adorable. Get a grip Will!! Get a grip!!
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Author's Note:
Sorry for not updating soon guys!! I will update soon again!Wait for my next update. Love you all ❤❤❤
Bad word Credits : To ma bestie Riya Chan!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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