now the man was takinging me in rooms of the haus. it was BIGGYER than anything i've ever sawed!!!!!! but i don't want two be her. this was scraedy. he tooked me into a room where he had a guy in a suit that was orange and screming!!!
"let me go mexicans!!!!!!!!!!!!" he scremed. i growl. i do not like raistits.
"am frog you sill litle man!!!!!!" ugli man sayed. "his is the room wear i keep donald troomp hostage. he is a bad boy, so i luck him up." he laf. he lid me to another room wear i saw guy fieri!!!!!!!
"hey dere!!!! today we try big big weenie hur jrs!!!!" he yel. but i start to cryys. my mom's name was weenie hut jrs. i mis her. she kiacked me out of the hoes because she sad i was a disspointment of a dater of a dank memeyr. but the ugli man pat me bacc.
"it ok. youre mommi dosn't mattere." he say wif a geentle smoile. but howdid he kno??
"how did u know about that??" i ask.
"i kno everything, i'm the best dank mem ever!!!" he smild, "cum on bb les go :)" ew. why does he xall me bb? gross!!! he taken me to another roomy. this tim the room haded a few peepoles.
"am jeezus" jefus sad. but then ugli man gave him the shlap shlap!! > : (
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In Love With My Dank Kidnapper [ Pepe x Reader ]
FanfictionYou've just moved to a small town, when you realise that one night, you're not alone. You hear 'swiggity swooty' in a low, snarling voice. What will you do? you become a potato duh