It's my first day of school and the hokage wants me to act dumb cause they made me take a test and I got all of them right and it was an ambu test but they did not do the physical part, anywho the hokage wants me to act dumb cause he doesn't want me to scare people or kids so yeaaaaah I do train a lot in the field so I'm pretty strong and damn for a seven year old I got some muscle I even have a 2 pack and I'm skinny but not skinny skinny I'm just you know good looking anywho I'm getting ready and he said I should probably be late i mean it would be better to make people think I'm dumb eh but I swear if somebody pisses me off I'm going to hurt somebody "hay if somebody pisses me off can I kill them?" I ask "No unless they make a VERY wrong move like they try and kill you and if they glare at you glare HARD at them, Ok?" He said "FIIIINNNEEE" I start walking and at least five to seven minutes later I'm at the academy, I walk in to my class room (The hokage told me my classroom number😋) "Alright wh-Oh come introduce your self I'm iruki sensai (I don't know how to spell his name😰) "Oh HI IM NARUTO UZIMKI AND I LIKE RAMEN" I said people laughed and then "okay Naruto go sit next to sasuke" he smiled "who that?" I asked how the hell in I post to know! "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW SASUKE HES THE MOST AWESOMENESS PERSON EVER" screeched a banshee...OOHHH HOW I WANT TO KILL HER "NO KILLING" mph, anywho "sasuke raise your hand!" He said, *raises hand and says hn* psh damn that's cold hn that's all he has to say HN DAMN IM MAD "CALM YOURSELF OUT SO FUCKING HELP ME" I calmed down and sat next to sasuke.."OKAY, who can tell me what chakra is?" He asked "hmm NARUTO why don't you tell what chakra is?" Shit I know I DEFINITELY know buuut "I don't know ramen?" "Godd help me RAMEN I MEAN RAMEN I SAID FUCKING RAMEN" "well that's (holding in pits of laughter) you all HAHAH I CANT RAMEN I MEAN RAMEAN HAHAH" I stopes listening right after his pits of laughter damn it I hate this so while I was siting I got bored and slept "Naruto,Naruto!,NARUTO" "....." "NARUTO WAKE UP" "*falls out the chair* SHIT" everyone then looks at me "uuuu hello sensie!" I smile "NARUTO DO NOT SLEEP IN THIS CLASSROOM" and then he goes back to teaching and I go back to sleeping!!...
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