BLAIR WALDORF ✓ s. salvatore

+great friends

❝damon was going to murder me but then i kicked him in the balls and now we're great friends.❞

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ellite: hey stefan i remembered how i know damon now

stefansal: Huh? How?

ellite: he compelled me before thats why i couldn't remember

stefansal: Compel? What does that mean? Lol?

ellite: lmaooo don't act dumb i know what you guys are. he told me

ellite: its fine tho i won't tell a soul

stefansal: We really should talk about this in person and not on DM.

ellite: i know but damon compelled me to not talk to you whenever i see you

ellite: as you can see, i found a loop hole

stefansal: Why would Damon do that?

ellite: its damon c'mon

stefansal: That's true.

stefansal: How are you okay right now? Aren't you freaked out that your friend is a vampire?

ellite: yes at first i was

ellite: but now i'm thinking like wow thats cool

ellite: you get to run really fast, have super strength, sparkle in the sun(which doesn't make sense cause i've seen you in the sun and you don't sparkle) and also you get powers

stefansal: El, we don't sparkle in the sun, we burn. And we don't get powers.

stefansal: Did you think this was Twilight?

ellite: yes! damon said everything about you guys were the same as in twilight

stefansal: You're so dumb, it's cute.

ellite: i don't know if i should be offended or not ??

stefansal: I'll find a way to get Damon to reverse the compulsion, so we can talk more about this in person.

ellite: i can just ask him

stefansal: That's okay, I'll ask him myself.

stefansal: So, you remember the first time you met Damon now?

ellite: yup he was going to murder me but then i kicked him in the balls and punched him in the jaw and ran, then he sped up at lightening speed and told me i looked like someone he knows

ellite: and now we're great friends

stefansal: Great friends?

ellite: yes

stefansal: You're not iffy by the fact that he was going to murder you?

ellite: nope

stefansal: Okay, you weirdo. You should be careful of him, though. He's dangerous.

stefansal: Did he tell you anything else?

ellite: other than you two being vamps and stuff? not really.

ellite: is there more i should know

stefansal: No.

stefansal: Did he mention anything about me specifically?

ellite: yes he did. he told me abt when you guys were humans and how you became vamps. he made you seem like such a dick in his story

ellite: but i didn't believe him. ik you're a good guy. and he's the asshole

stefansal: Thank you, Ellie. There's always two sides to a story, the right side and then Damon's side.

stefansal: But I know you want to hear my side, so I'll tell you next time I see you, okay?

ellite: okay

stefansal: I need you to not tell your sister, Ellie.

ellite: i won't dw

ellite: random question; do you like her

stefansal: Well, I don't hate her.

ellite: i meant like, like like

stefansal: Uhm, I don't know?

ellite: oh okay haha

ellite: anyways gtg

stefansal: Alright, bye. Be safe.

im back and im better(sort of)